Why I'm Jesus Christ.

[neonspectraltoast]

Just because I'm the best person and care about people more than everybody else does.

[mallyboppa]

Just because I'm the best person and care about people more than everybody else does.

[Din Djarin]

We already have a rev J. on here!

[neonspectraltoast]

It's really not that weird being the most important person in history. Emotions are what they are, ya know? But, oh sure, if you were Jesus Christ, you'd be tripping balls or some shit.

[neonspectraltoast]

I'm just glad no one knows.