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  • What are you going to buy.

    I've decided to worship money. First thing I will do is pay the courts the $2000 I owe them. Then I will pay my bills.. Then I will call sanitation and have them bring me a trash can. Then I will buy a TV, though probably not in time for the Suprabowl. Then I will buy a Nintendo Switch (I gave mine to a friend.) Then I will buy the internet and cable. Then I will buy instruments and a mixer. I'll get my oil changed. Then I'll buy a miniature TV and an alarm clock shaped like a locomotive.

    What are you buying?

  • #2
    I'm just buying groceries, and the pot that drives me to consume them.

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    • Coldwater
      Coldwater commented
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      So basically..........

      Who will buy
      This wonderful feeling?
      I'm so high
      I swear I could fly.
      Me, oh my!
      I don't want to lose it
      So what am I to do
      To keep the sky so blue?
      There must be someone who will buy...

  • #3
    Just Placed A Big Order With An Online

    Company For Tinned Cat Food.

    Just In One Order I Saved $60-00 Instead

    Of Buying At My Local Pet Shop......

    I Also Ordered 2 Sets Of Ear Tunnels

    From California.....



    Cheers Glen.

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    • #4
      What object do you desire, though? A hot tub? A cuckoo clock? We all have to love material objects.

      Anyway, you're stealing your groceries. I'm going to buy a Playstation.

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      • Quark
        Quark commented
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        Imagine if there were a cuckold clock and everyday at 12pm a big black dick popped out of the hole where the birds supposed to be. Lol

      • neonspectraltoast
        neonspectraltoast commented
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        Isn't that just a euphemism for life in the 21st century.

      • neonspectraltoast
        neonspectraltoast commented
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        I mean, I can't even go to a website without seeing a girl's cum smattered face choking on a phallic corn dog (real shit) so it wouldn't really phase me if twelve black dudes raped (respectable woman.) I would say mom Theresa but she's dead.

    • #5
      What are you going to buy to love because you have no life or people in it...to fill the void.

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      • #6
        Originally posted by neonspectraltoast
        What are you going to buy to love because you have no life or people in it...to fill the void.
        You should so get a puppy

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        • Jessica
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          A cat would be better.

      • #7
        thinking of getting another amp (with valves )

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        • #8
          I'm thinking of buying an adjustable spanner

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          • OP1
            OP1 commented
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            So broke into the pali,
            with a sponge and rusty spanner

        • #9
          Like this ?
          20220131_213055.jpg

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          • #10
            Or
            20220131_214356.jpg

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            • OP1
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              We call them wrenches

          • #11
            Those are nice. I would never get excited by tools, myself. I would if I knew how to fix things.

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            • mallyboppa
              mallyboppa commented
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              Everything you use is a tool mate ! even a spoon to stir your tea ( I am a bit of a tool freak though )

          • #12
            Originally posted by mallyboppa
            This one


            I need it for connecting the calor gas to my caravan

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            • #13
              I had to buy socks today. the socks I bought a few months ago are too thin and are irreparable at this point. also had to buy an apology bottle of wine to give to this dude cause I drank all of his alcohol basically. tried to drop some off on saturday and he said "save it for another night" um no sir please let me give you this wine and never see you again thanks. Then I went to Walmart and got some stuff for a sheppard's pie. The first batch turned out pretty good!! just bought a new puzzle that came today super quick, I'm excited to take a crack at it. currently drinking a beer I just bought today too. hoping this month won't be as tight as last month but we shall see

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              • #14
                Originally posted by mallyboppa
                the last few days i've had to carry around one of these, except the size of your other one. car issues that require me to disconnect the battery every time i'm not driving.

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                • #15
                  Originally posted by neonspectraltoast
                  What are you going to buy to love because you have no life or people in it...to fill the void.
                  if you have enough money, you can buy people to be in your life.

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