The Thread About My Painting

[neonspectraltoast]

My painting is SO BAD right now.

I have no technique. But I'm "keeping busy," so that's good. Just gonna keep working til I turn this shit to gold, but it's hard when something so terrible is looking back at you.

Am I trying to paint something realistic?

I don't even know.

[Vanilla Gorilla]

So what if it's bad, just call it cubism

Still post what you've done, get that interaction, most of us here probably can't paint for shit anyway

[neonspectraltoast]

I will when it's done. That's gonna be a while, though.

Dunno why I made a thread about it.

[Jessica]

because something about the process has excited you, and you wanted to share that :-) Good.

[neonspectraltoast]

Nah I was just hoping to stop reminding everyone that I feel like shit about myself. Contrary to popular belief, I fear I'm an embarrassment.

But everyone seems pretty jazzed about my painting.

[Jessica]

We're jazzed about your painting. We got jazzed about your music. You're a pretty jazzy guy and we wish you knew it.

[neonspectraltoast]

I'm getting there. Sounds kinda funny, but I'm teaching myself to think accurately. And I'm replacing hurtful thoughts with soothing ones.

[Din Djarin]

I jizzed on your painting


Aw yes, that may sound just mean.. But I reckon you can see I just couldn't resist the wordplay :P

[neonspectraltoast]

That's okay, because my painting will be so grand my picture will be in the newspaper in a thousand years with an article talking about my fascinating life.

[Din Djarin]

Plausible I say

[neonspectraltoast]

Ridiculous if bizarrely so.

I hope I'm not motivated by living on through my art. Won't stave off death.

I could be reincarnated in the body of a girl and be my own favorite artist and wistfully think of myself as a kindred spirit.

[neonspectraltoast]

My painting is currently going well.

But it's missing a tree, and I don't know what color to paint the leaves.

[Jessica]

Did you decide on a leaf colour yet?

[neonspectraltoast]

No. Haven't given it any thought. I felt strangely when I woke up, so I went back to sleep and just woke up.

I just realized light brown might be nice.

[6-eyed]

I like creating. But I don’t have the patience to be a painter.