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    I'm presently sucking the creamy head off a glass of Guinness Nitro. A Guinness glass, of course.
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    Last edited by WritersPanic; 06-15-2020, 10:10 PM.

    #2
    I loved guinness a lot more back in college.
    Nowadays the only suitable way to drink it is from the tap

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      #3
      Originally posted by WritersPanic View Post
      I'm presently sucking the creamy head off
      i've seen so many hipforums posts start this way. usually after the disclaimer "i'm not gay, but..."

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        #4
        Originally posted by 6-eyed View Post
        I loved guinness a lot more back in college.
        Nowadays the only suitable way to drink it is from the tap
        I used to be all about IPAs, Ranger was my fav even though it's not considered a stellar example. I'd had Guinness a few times over the years, but didn't find anything particularly special about it as dark beer goes. But I was gifted a 12 pack set to the task of slamming them (did I mention I'm a Barbarian). I woke the next morning with barely a hangover, which was weird. But then the really profound thing hit me, my stomach was fine.

        For years beer gave me gut issues. Probiotics and other holistic Voodoo were useless, so I relied on Zantac. Scotch doesn't give me gut problems either, but I discovered that Whiskey Dick is a real thing and quit liquor altogether. Guinness is the only beer that has been this good to my innards.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Undies View Post

          i've seen so many hipforums posts start this way. usually after the disclaimer "i'm not gay, but..."
          I can imagine, though I don't care to. When I was a sailor I got all kinds of propositions, even a few from women!

          But no, I never took up cigarettes after a Kool, and I never took up Honing the Bone
          Slurping the Salami
          Gargling the Keilbasa
          Honking on Bobo
          Throatin a Mean Weenie
          Gobbling the Goo


          It was just never my thing.

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            #6
            Originally posted by WritersPanic View Post

            I can imagine, though I don't care to. When I was a sailor I got all kinds of propositions, even a few from women!

            But no, I never took up cigarettes after a Kool, and I never took up Honing the Bone
            Slurping the Salami
            Gargling the Keilbasa
            Honking on Bobo
            Throatin a Mean Weenie
            Gobbling the Goo


            It was just never my thing.
            What about fellatio?

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            • Dr. Doom
              Dr. Doom commented
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              I.E. "Jacking the Junk"

              "Yanking the Crankie"

              "Bobbing the Bratwurst"

              "Slobbing the Schlong"


            #7
            In my college days my friends and I drank tons of this:
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            In my 30s I moved on to Budweiser, then later on to whatever was on sale. The thing about being an alcoholic is, unless you make a lot more money than I do, you can never afford the good stuff very often. I can drink about 10-12 beers a day throughout the week, probably more like 16-18 a day on weekends. The trick to drinking that much is to stop eating and stop paying bills. I've been on the wagon all year but if I had my choice I'd be drinking Henry Weinhard's dark every day.

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              #8
              Originally posted by tumbling.dice View Post

              What about fellatio?
              I don't do nothing with "fella" in it either!

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                #9
                Usually the summer time is my beer season--but I haven't been in to it as much as I have in the past. I love a good sour, saison, or farmhouse beer though. And anything Belgian!

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                  #10
                  I haven't had beer for a while, been on Tennessee Bluegrass whiskey and Jim Beam, occasional blackcurrant cider.

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                    #11
                    I Like Draught bitter When its a good on on tap otherwise I just drink fosters (or as Irmi calls it Pisswater ) or tsingtao !! I like Zobrowska Bison grass, Laphroaig or Cannabis Absinthe for spirits !

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                      #12
                      Originally posted by tumbling.dice View Post
                      In my college days my friends and I drank tons of this:
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                      In my 30s I moved on to Budweiser, then later on to whatever was on sale. The thing about being an alcoholic is, unless you make a lot more money than I do, you can never afford the good stuff very often. I can drink about 10-12 beers a day throughout the week, probably more like 16-18 a day on weekends. The trick to drinking that much is to stop eating and stop paying bills. I've been on the wagon all year but if I had my choice I'd be drinking Henry Weinhard's dark every day.
                      My Dad was a world class high-functioning alcoholic. The man had everyone fooled utterly. He went to work daily and obviously did a good job since they built everything he designed. I was never able to do that with any kind of alcohol. I can drink and have been drunk many times, but I get punishing hangovers unless I drink a lot of water while I'm on a bender. I usually can't drink for a week after that sort of thing.

                      So alcohol never became a problem that called me to the races. Nope, that was the effect speed had on me. I could do meth all day and night for weeks at a time. I managed to beat meth in the 80s, by joining the crack epidemic. These days an energy drink gives me chest pains. Hard drugs went away in 1995 and I've avoided them since.

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                        #13
                        I've got a couple of Dales Pale Ales waiting for me to get home. I love them but every time I look at the can all I can hear is Hank Hills voice in my head going, "DANG IT DALE!"

                        C/S,
                        Rev J

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                          #14
                          Hello there fellow beer drinkers (and more).
                          I missed out on mentioning what I was drinking last night, because I'd already finished by the time I signed up here.

                          So, for the record, last night I drank:

                          Aurora Bullrealis (brewed by Bolero Snort)
                          - Mango and citrus up front, with some pepper notes. Then soft, dry, dank hops fade in along with a bit of pine as the whole thing fades out.

                          Star Gazer (Connecticut Valley)
                          - Sweet lemon/lime citrus with a stone fruit afterthought, that itself is daydreaming about dry pine notes.

                          Cosmic Handshake (Sixpoint and Victory collaboration)
                          - Nectarine with a distant touch of mango. Paltry pine permutations. All wrapped up in a pleasantly puckered package.

                          ---

                          Future reviews will come with pics and more info and whatever.
                          Which reminds me, are y'all ok with NSFW pics in this thread?
                          Obviously I don't mean hard core porn, just like nude shots that are sometimes full body.
                          (I tend to match up either a nude or SFW pic with each beer I drink.)
                          (I don't know. I started doing it a long time ago and now it's just part of my review ritual.)

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                          • tumbling.dice
                            tumbling.dice commented
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                            I don't think anyone has a problem with nudity. At least, I don't.

                          • Kick Frenzy
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                            Sounds good to me!

                          #15
                          Originally posted by WritersPanic View Post
                          I'm presently sucking the creamy head off a glass of Guinness Nitro. A Guinness glass, of course.

                          Originally posted by Undies View Post

                          i've seen so many hipforums posts start this way. usually after the disclaimer "i'm not gay, but..."
                          Strange this thread isn't 'sticky' yet!

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