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    Fuck you and your organic lowfat milk!

    I got some organic lowfat milk and I literally can't tell if I'm drinking sour expired shit (which probably means it's sour expired shit).

    Okay, well it expired on the 19th, so I'm throwing it out, but still, I've drank milk a few days after the expiration date and it didn't taste terrible.

    The milk was from salvation army. Worse tasting milk I've ever had.

    I like my milk like I like my women, fat and black! And nonorganic!

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    #2
    I like my coffee like I like my women, hot, wet, black, high in fat, cream, and sugar.

    I was gonna say Covid positive too but I don't know where to find Covid positive Coffee.

    I did successfully catch two STD's from black women that I'm proud of though but I think I failed with the Covid despite having symptoms.

    I'm gonna name my next spider Covid though.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ill Duce View Post
      I did successfully catch two STD's from black women
      Congratulations!

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        #4
        Originally posted by ill Duce View Post
        I did successfully catch two STD's from black women that I'm proud of though but I think I failed with the Covid despite having symptoms.
        I guess that's one sure way to keep their memory fresh in mind.

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          #5
          try sucking down some thick homo milk

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            #6
            I've been having milk G.I. issues in the past few months. I'm gonna try some new alternatives some rl people are suggesting.

            I'll figure something out so I can go back to eating my favorite cereals again...... so fuck off

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                #8
                Don't understand the appeal with organic low-fat milk. Natural whole milk may be better for you anyway.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tropical Breeze View Post
                  Don't understand the appeal with organic low-fat milk. Natural whole milk may be better for you anyway.
                  Whole milk is much better for things like tear gas and pepper spray. So often I see protesters who have been sprayed trying to use skim milk or almond milk and it just doesn't work. The fat in milk is what reacts with the chemicals in your face that make you scream like a girl, the fat neutralizes the bad stuff.

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                  • Beach Ball Bitch
                    Beach Ball Bitch commented
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                    Lol that is funny that they try to use low fat milk and call it organic

                  #10
                  Originally posted by Pete's Draggun View Post
                  I've been having milk G.I. issues in the past few months. I'm gonna try some new alternatives some rl people are suggesting.

                  I'll figure something out so I can go back to eating my favorite cereals again...... so fuck off
                  Allergy test for cow's milk came back NEGATIVE

                  I'm still testing alternatives though

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                  • Beach Ball Bitch
                    Beach Ball Bitch commented
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                    I am allergic to milk... maybe you are just lactose intolerant or the milk is going bad before it’s time, like it is here.

                  #11
                  Originally posted by ill Duce View Post
                  I got some organic lowfat milk and I literally can't tell if I'm drinking sour expired shit (which probably means it's sour expired shit).

                  Okay, well it expired on the 19th, so I'm throwing it out, but still, I've drank milk a few days after the expiration date and it didn't taste terrible.

                  The milk was from salvation army. Worse tasting milk I've ever had.

                  I like my milk like I like my women, fat and black! And nonorganic!

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                  you know, since the lock down in Toronto milk is expiring before the expired date. Bought a lot of milk that has gone sour recently. Not sure what the fuck this gov is doing but I blame them. They control the milk industry here in so many ways.

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                    #12
                    Never thought I'd see the things going on in Canada, but never thought it would really happen in U.S. either.

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                    • Beach Ball Bitch
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                      They threw rocks at trudeau recently when he tried to rally... election is on September 20th and they are saying, expect delays in the results... just like the USA had in their last election. The UK, Australia and New Zealand will experience the same shit soon enough and then it will happen in Europe too.

                    #13
                    i buy 3%

                    usually the expensive filtered stuff

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