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    Let me know if my "Empire of the Sun" song has any potential


    I was gonna put this in occult but don't want to piss the moderators off. The boobs are of age. I double checked. If a Moderator is feeling extra generous with high tolerance for my righteousness, please move it there.

    (If you scroll down you will see a youtube of mine. Just watch the first minute and 18 seconds , the rest is irrelevant....and let me know if I should finish that song. If it has potential. The typed text is a prayer to Amaterasu the Sun Goddess, highest divinity of Shinto..)

    ​​Prayer:

    Sun Goddess Amaterasu,
    Help me give Benito's hotrod to Jesus
    Along with gun and sword

    For I am no lover of violence
    No lust have I for Benito's possessions
    ​​​​​
    No lust have I for the bosom of Jesus Christ
    No thirst have I for his Hebrew Veeno

    His gold or his garments of righteousness
    fluffy to the touch and soft
    Are an invitation to the fog war
    ​​​​​​I shall not covent Christ or his garments of fine linen
    ​​​​​
    No desire have I for the streets of heaven paved with gold
    Or his gun totin gangsta following

    Only thy milk that nourishes souls
    From thy celestial bosom
    and font of Heavenly delights
    Greater than the bosom of Abraham
    Where the poor man Lazarus was taken
    That alone desireth I

    Other poor fools rejoice
    Over a bosom greater than Abraham's
    For those who have no lust for the things which perish
    Delighting rather in things eternal

    ​​​​​

    For am I a warrior any longer?
    Nay, but a lover of humanity
    A true Samurai of sweetness

    A sweet tooth for thy tender milkers
    Is not folly , but righteous
    For they conquer all
    Getting the most high God to compromise

    One glance from thy noble eyes
    Hath made me cream in my pants
    So bright is the light of thy face
    Thou who dost illuminate the Heavens
    ​​​
    Like thou didst dispatch the Mongolian horde
    When your Kamikaze struck their fleet with Divine wind
    So hast thy beauty and wisdom struck Heaven
    That even the most high cannot resist you
    Safe in thy bosom from my enemies , your devotee rests
    Even if they kill me. That is gain!

    If God rejects your devotees
    If they are banned from Heaven
    You prepare a place for them
    Somewhere east of Eden
    In the land of Jokers

    I am a growing olive tree in the home of the wardead
    POW of Yasukuni
    I live and die in Tokyo

    In the Miko Shrine maidens
    ​​​​​
    I live, move, and have my being.
    To them be beauty and power
    Glory, perfection, wisdom, and euphoria
    To the first degrees and beyond

    Beyond the wildest expectations of God
    That is my Sunshine, Amaterasu
    Blessed among all the Goddesses

    Last edited by ill Duce; 03-20-2021, 11:11 AM.

    #2
    Anyway,
    On a more serious note. Yes, I need to grow up.

    To not make this thread totally a joke or worthless, I'll add something meaningful.

    If I grew up, I might be proud, high, mighty, and judge people.

    Humility is in fact, one of the most powerful and important attributes of growth. Being humble helps to build trust and facilitates learning, which are key aspects of leadership and personal development.

    As the revolutionary Nelson Mandela once said “The first thing is to be honest with yourself. You can never have an impact on society if you have not changed yourself… Great peacemakers are all people of integrity, of honesty, but humility.”

    The definition of humility is the feeling or attitude that you have no special importance that makes you better than others or having a lack of pride. At first glance, humility seems like a negative quality, almost like a sign of weakness rather than a strength.

    In reality, humility is a type of modesty that will get you very far in your life as a person, a contender, and a leader. Let’s look at it another way. A person who lacks humility is arrogant. It is a person who only thinks of themselves and sees themselves as higher and better than others.

    There is no room for an arrogant person to improve themselves because they do not recognize their flaws. A person who is not humble does not have a growth mindset. The greatest Saints still made mistakes and were sinners.

    That's what I should have prayed in the OP ( were it actually a serious prayer) was the grace to be not selfish, to be altruistic, to not think about self.

    Please grant it oh Lord! In Jesus name!

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      #3
      She put bandaids on my thumb
      That's my mamma, Marsha Mcrumb

      She took me to the movies and she bought me gum
      That's my mamma Marsha Mcrumb

      She's where I get my good looks from
      That's my mamma Marsha Mcrumb

      She might be simple but she sure aint dumb
      That's my mamma Marsha Mcrumb

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        #4

        Sorry Jesus and Amaterasu if you are offended by my sense of humor about lusting after the fine linens of Christ, Benito's possessions, and the killers of the Sun Goddess Queenly maiden. I'm certain the sun Goddess at least has a sense of humor though. And nice milkers too!

        But ill play some Gospel music in atonement for my sins that grieve neonspectraltoast as I await his wise correction.



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          #5
          Love it, Matt.

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            #6
            Not sure why this is in the pit?

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              #7
              Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
              Not sure why this is in the pit?
              Because assholes keep flagging my posts outside the pit and it's creating annoyances with moderation staff. For the sake of moderation Gestapo personnel who don't get paid to run this insane asylum, I figure better be safe than sorry.

              My thread about losing my virginity was placed in the romance section and moved to the pit because some douchebags flagged it.

              Apparently you weren't one of those douchebags.

              It was totally fine outside of the pit, but I can see where moderators are coming from too, because mob rule is kinda how Internet forums have to be run if one guy repeatedly is saying things the herd doesn't like.

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                #8
                Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                Love it, Matt.
                You are full of surprises. I've started a thread like this before and received your rebukes. It's all good though ((hugs))

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                  #9
                  I don't flag.

                  I wasn't trying to make fun of your other songs, either. They created a funny predicament. Wasn't laughing at you.

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                    #10
                    You are good at rrrrrrolling your Rs!

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