Guarenteed I'm the biggest at this forum. Is it gay if we have a contest? I took second place at Pine Hills Youth correctional facility where all the inmates showered together.
A native American girl asked to see it when I was in the chapel of Rocky Mountain treatment center in Montana as a teenager , so I wiped out and she could see the bulge before hand whenever she was near me, because when around her it grew and dripped a little (much to my embarrasment) and told me she hadn't seen one that size before. She spread the news and I began to have a reputation in that facility.
The problem is, it isn't socially acceptable to be showing your ding dong to people, and actually comes accross as being a sexual predator and creep. But it was like the only positive quality I really had going for me, and some people gave positive affirmation to encourage the behavior.
Seriously, I handed a book to someone about true devotion to the Virgin Mary. He responded, "I hope this gives me a dick as big as yours Matt." Someone else shook my hand in prison and said
"You have my word. I just shook the hand of a man whose dick is bigger than mine".
So, I don't know, neonspectraltoast says it's really bad for me to be proud of my cock or talk about it, but I've also occasionally had people worship it too. And someone accused me of having a little penis at an Atheist forum because I said "Size really doesn't matter because it has little to do with causing an orgasm in your partner.
Many women need attention focused on the outer third of the vaginal canal, where the G-spot, the clitoris, and the PS-spot (opposite the G-spot) can be reached,” and dick size plays a small role.
“With one hand, pull up her clitoral hood, “Then lick from side to side across its base, just above her clitoris.” Place one finger of the other hand on the area directly below the opening of her vagina. When you can feel her pre-orgasmic contractions, you’ll know you’re in the right place.
She should begin to moan and wimper at that point. Lick her clit ever so lightly and give her vagina some smootches." Singing a hymn to the virgin Mary in Latin got a girl off once because she thought I was singing to her. That happened a second time in Minneapolis Detox center with someone.
So, I was telling this dude that his little penis really doesn't matter because you can get women off most quickly with your tongue and fingers and correct foreplay.
Then everyone at the forum seemed to say, "We understand Matthew. You have a little penis".
So, I proved to them other wise and asked someone to show they have a bigger Phallus if they wanna talk shit. The dude responded, "You have a nice weiner."
But I'm against porn and I don't ever get sexually aroused by a guy. In fact, I wouldn't even be proud of something that really doesn't matter much all things considered. But in George of the Jungle, the lady said it was the size of his dick that made him "King of the jungle".
Guys seem to think it's extremely important and those who don't have it feel ashamed of having a little dick.
When I went to Komo zoo, there was a Lion sleeping on it's back and people saw his dick and said "No wonder he's the King of the jungle".
So ya, it's stupid, but since guys and the culture have flooded my mind with the idea that having a big dick is like being divine or the mark of Supreme Leader (King), as a human with flaws, I feel the need to show and prove myself.
I don't actually buy it that it is true, but that is what people drill into people's heads.
Then again, I grew up in bizzare environments. Maybe that isn't normal.
But if anyone wants to see who has the mark of a Divine Caesar or Pharoah or Shinto Emperor at this forum. I'm down. One larger than mine is an extremely rare quality so I have confidence.
Pardon me for being an attention whore. Can't resist.
A native American girl asked to see it when I was in the chapel of Rocky Mountain treatment center in Montana as a teenager , so I wiped out and she could see the bulge before hand whenever she was near me, because when around her it grew and dripped a little (much to my embarrasment) and told me she hadn't seen one that size before. She spread the news and I began to have a reputation in that facility.
The problem is, it isn't socially acceptable to be showing your ding dong to people, and actually comes accross as being a sexual predator and creep. But it was like the only positive quality I really had going for me, and some people gave positive affirmation to encourage the behavior.
Seriously, I handed a book to someone about true devotion to the Virgin Mary. He responded, "I hope this gives me a dick as big as yours Matt." Someone else shook my hand in prison and said
"You have my word. I just shook the hand of a man whose dick is bigger than mine".
So, I don't know, neonspectraltoast says it's really bad for me to be proud of my cock or talk about it, but I've also occasionally had people worship it too. And someone accused me of having a little penis at an Atheist forum because I said "Size really doesn't matter because it has little to do with causing an orgasm in your partner.
Many women need attention focused on the outer third of the vaginal canal, where the G-spot, the clitoris, and the PS-spot (opposite the G-spot) can be reached,” and dick size plays a small role.
“With one hand, pull up her clitoral hood, “Then lick from side to side across its base, just above her clitoris.” Place one finger of the other hand on the area directly below the opening of her vagina. When you can feel her pre-orgasmic contractions, you’ll know you’re in the right place.
She should begin to moan and wimper at that point. Lick her clit ever so lightly and give her vagina some smootches." Singing a hymn to the virgin Mary in Latin got a girl off once because she thought I was singing to her. That happened a second time in Minneapolis Detox center with someone.
So, I was telling this dude that his little penis really doesn't matter because you can get women off most quickly with your tongue and fingers and correct foreplay.
Then everyone at the forum seemed to say, "We understand Matthew. You have a little penis".
So, I proved to them other wise and asked someone to show they have a bigger Phallus if they wanna talk shit. The dude responded, "You have a nice weiner."
But I'm against porn and I don't ever get sexually aroused by a guy. In fact, I wouldn't even be proud of something that really doesn't matter much all things considered. But in George of the Jungle, the lady said it was the size of his dick that made him "King of the jungle".
Guys seem to think it's extremely important and those who don't have it feel ashamed of having a little dick.
When I went to Komo zoo, there was a Lion sleeping on it's back and people saw his dick and said "No wonder he's the King of the jungle".
So ya, it's stupid, but since guys and the culture have flooded my mind with the idea that having a big dick is like being divine or the mark of Supreme Leader (King), as a human with flaws, I feel the need to show and prove myself.
I don't actually buy it that it is true, but that is what people drill into people's heads.
Then again, I grew up in bizzare environments. Maybe that isn't normal.
But if anyone wants to see who has the mark of a Divine Caesar or Pharoah or Shinto Emperor at this forum. I'm down. One larger than mine is an extremely rare quality so I have confidence.
Pardon me for being an attention whore. Can't resist.
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