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    Mogliology and the Theology of Mogli!!!

    I met someone today at the mental health residents who had the same interest in Mogli that I have for Mary or Mussolini.

    The study of Mary is called "Mariology". It's a branch and a big thing. The study of Mogli is called "Mogliology".

    This guy has so many books about Mogli the man, the myth, the legend, and apparent Mogli mythology, Mogli mysticism.

    Mogli totally changed this guy's life. He knows everything there is to know about Mogli, and apparently has many sources and sacred texts other than the jungle book and brought his books to share with interested eager residents in Mental health Crisis who seem to have found relief, joy, strength, and consolation in Mogli Mythology , lectio Divina, and the Theology of Mogli.

    Jungle book is total and complete Heresy and not a good source on Mogli according to this Shaman.

    He literally talked about Mogli like he was Jesus Christ, Buddha, Donald Trump, Moses, or some Religious figure or Messiah, all rolled into one practically. Could Mogli be the Messiah?

    Click image for larger version  Name:	jungle-book-mowgli-poster-jb-1700-small-original-imae8vhuyuz8uhqy.jpeg Views:	0 Size:	29.3 KB ID:	171714 The guy had the residents of the house chanting Jungle book hymns in the dining room during dinner.

    Do you have a favorite?

    The cute girl sitting at my table got up and left me so she could sit next to the Mogli channeler (Prophet). I was jealous of the man who could hold her interest and delight her heart better than I.

    Do share your favorite jungle book Gospel hymn. I don't know the name of mine just remember Zanzoo Zanzoo Zanzoo Zeeey or something....haha!

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    I was gonna ask him if we could eat the flesh and drink the blood of Mogli in the form of unleavened bread and ? wine, holy Communion with Mogli, but I didn't want to kill the party with that kinda talk.

    I didn't know Mogli was from the Holy Land (India) either.
    Last edited by Matthew Mussolini; 08-20-2021, 11:06 PM.

    #2
    I know nothing about Mogli, have never even seen the Jungle Book. I know the part about Bear Necessities but I sing it "He's got...personality, wonderful personality."

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      #3
      Haven’t seen the Jungle Book cartoon from your images since I was a little kid. I just remember thinking that Mogli was a little jerk to the Bear who looked after and protected him. Thus, I didn’t like the little shit as a character.

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        #4
        Mowgli > Mussolini

        Sorry duce but it's true

        I actually do really like Kipling and the Jungle Book. 10/10 would follow Mowgli as my Messiah

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          #5
          The study field of Mariology does not contain any associations with Mussolini or some other crap you OP have connected to it. Hope you can acknowledge that.

          Therefor it is fair to point out your exact obsession and connected fantasies are not really what's called Mariology. Which is a catholic field of study pertaining to the catholic dogmas and doctrines.

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            #6
            If I google Mogliology the top result is treefort, and another result is from a religious forum and a poster named Spiderman lol

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              #7
              I’m 100% behind Mogliology.

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              • Din Djarin
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                Its THE next brand new thing! Hope its not gonna be like when I followed Osho..

              #8
              Originally posted by Meliai View Post
              Mowgli > Mussolini

              Sorry duce but it's true

              I actually do really like Kipling and the Jungle Book. 10/10 would follow Mowgli as my Messiah
              For some reason I was irrationally infuriated at how many times I was seeing Mowgli spelled wrong, so your post was like a healing balm to my soul

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                #9
                Originally posted by Din Djarin View Post
                The study field of Mariology does not contain any associations with Mussolini or some other crap you OP have connected to it. Hope you can acknowledge that.

                Therefor it is fair to point out your exact obsession and connected fantasies are not really what's called Mariology. Which is a catholic field of study pertaining to the catholic dogmas and doctrines.
                This thread was a joke. Yes I made up "Mogliology".

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