Today I got violently mugged for the first time. I was listening to a friend give me his number , and a black guy reaches frantically into my pocket and grabd EBT card, debit card, money, and h
squeezed the pen in my pocket so hard it exploded and got ink everywhere and he broke open gallon of milk that I just bought and milk splattered all over my clothes.
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I showed up at the barber with about $3 I wrestled with him over. He got away with the 20 for the Barby, debit card that was severely bent by how tightly he grabbed it and how forcefully I had to take it from him. I was dripping with sweat and adrenaline when I reached the barber on a bike with stolen seat, splattered with ink and an exploded milk carton .
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Thing is, back when I was a naughty clown, people that talks crap were saluting me for charging vehicles and fighting people much bigger than me.
but Mussolini insisted that I love the person that did that. Being a total selfish sociopathic monster is actually a very scary miserable life to be living.
So I blessed the person who did it , and I thank and praise kami for this testing my virtues and abilities to forgive.
But it was funner being bad joker. For people new to this forum, this was what I used to do for fun :https://youtube.com/shorts/MthbVDspLGI?feature=share
I will explain in a YouTube where I feel there has been Injustice from a moderator.squeezed the pen in my pocket so hard it exploded and got ink everywhere and he broke open gallon of milk that I just bought and milk splattered all over my clothes.
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I showed up at the barber with about $3 I wrestled with him over. He got away with the 20 for the Barby, debit card that was severely bent by how tightly he grabbed it and how forcefully I had to take it from him. I was dripping with sweat and adrenaline when I reached the barber on a bike with stolen seat, splattered with ink and an exploded milk carton .
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.
Thing is, back when I was a naughty clown, people that talks crap were saluting me for charging vehicles and fighting people much bigger than me.
but Mussolini insisted that I love the person that did that. Being a total selfish sociopathic monster is actually a very scary miserable life to be living.
So I blessed the person who did it , and I thank and praise kami for this testing my virtues and abilities to forgive.
But it was funner being bad joker. For people new to this forum, this was what I used to do for fun :https://youtube.com/shorts/MthbVDspLGI?feature=share
But you moderators have been very patient with me, so I always keep that in mind when I bitch!

The videos are uploading but they will take an extremely lon.g time to load with this phone.
I stopped filming my Mussolini preaching because it got my phone stolen.
Offered tips on how I can be a better joker please. Thanks!

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