I was walking down Capitol Queen street and saw the book The Hunt for Red October. October is when JaCoB iSraeL gave his blessings to Rebbeca. Oh Rebecca, so holy, won't you GiVe Me YoUr BleSSiNgS my Capitol Hill Queen. This can't be coincidence.
Then I thought of Rachel who Benito Israel loved, but God loved her more, because God loves sinners and I'm a sErIAl KiLLeR (ha ha aren't my jokes funny) and I'm going to kill women because then they'll be the most powerful in Heaven. And God will like me because I'm a sinner and I'll have a brothel full of hot mass murdering Israeli Air Force girls right next to TeD BuNnY in the Land of Nod East of Heaven.
I'm like Jesus because Jesus said feed the poor of spirit and I gave a prostitute chicken pot pie. I didn't even get an erection when I put my penis in her mouth.
Oh Rachel! Oh Hirohito! BleSSiNgS be upon thee! This can't be coincidence.
Then I thought of Rachel who Benito Israel loved, but God loved her more, because God loves sinners and I'm a sErIAl KiLLeR (ha ha aren't my jokes funny) and I'm going to kill women because then they'll be the most powerful in Heaven. And God will like me because I'm a sinner and I'll have a brothel full of hot mass murdering Israeli Air Force girls right next to TeD BuNnY in the Land of Nod East of Heaven.
I'm like Jesus because Jesus said feed the poor of spirit and I gave a prostitute chicken pot pie. I didn't even get an erection when I put my penis in her mouth.
Oh Rachel! Oh Hirohito! BleSSiNgS be upon thee! This can't be coincidence.
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