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    Change Jesus Christ to Donald Trump?

    On occasion the name of Jesus very much rubs me the wrong way, especially when someone lays their hand on a sick person and bellows "IN THE NAME OF JESUS" or shouts in front of an abortion clinic "IN THE NAME OF JEEEESUSSSS!!!"

    IF it was working the miracles Scripture claims it would, I would be more fond of the name.

    The name doesn't do what it's supposed to, so kinda annoys/irks me at times!

    So, if Jesus was going to get a name change, to appeal to people he doesn't want to rub the wrong way, what would you prefer he changed it to?

    Napoleon might be my answer. King Kong, Godzilla, Charlie Chaplain (Charlie's Angels lol ) (Manson...Man Son...the Son of Man ) Mussolini...

    Also, Christ is a title for the anointed one. It is NOT a last name. What is the last name of Jesus? Do you have a good last name for Jesus?

    (I'm too lazy to use Google right now. Who needs google when you have TF. Also, sometimes TF works on my phone and google doesn't!)

    Preferably don't call him names like Suzan , Hillary, or Jessica. That's bad luck!

    It was actually last Christmas, I was praying, and I felt like victim of serial killer Ted Bundy, Donna Manson told me "Manson = Son of Man". Manson was actually a gothic girl while living, who studied the occult and witchcraft. May she rest in peaceful power. If she didn't make it to Heaven, dear Donna, please overthrow Satan, reign in his place, and turn Hell into a Manson family! Use your powers for good! Charlie's Angels!

    She's also Donna , feminine for Donald (as in Trump). President Donna Trump Manson of the underworld! Donald, the name, means: " leader"!

    Could we call Jesus Christ superstar Donald Trump?? Donald Trump means: leader who defeats all more qualified candidates at the table of a different suit (essentially)

    A Trump card is a lower card of a different suit , that takes all higher more qualified cards on the table.

    Sounds right up the alley of Christ. Satan is called "God of this world" in scripture. A humble carpenter, born in a barn, dies naked crowned with thorns, overthrows the God of this world without votes or qualifications, and reigns as supreme leader over one-world government, where no one can impeach him.

    Donald Trump is actually the perfect name for such a character when you study etymology of name meanings , and the office and vocation of The Christ!
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    The name of Jesus has annoyed me before!
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    The name of Jesus has never annoyed me!
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    Any how, may all Angels and Saints bless and make Donna Manson (Son of Man) my powerful friend , and may we have a HEALTHY good Manson family of good Kami, spirits, Angels, and Manson girls , who do good deeds for earth. In the holy name of my dear beloved lady friend, Donna and all holy names, I pray, Amen!

    Blessed be Donna Trump Manson! I love you Donna!!!May she reach the first degrees of beauty power glory perfection euphoria and dreams come true for ever and ever , Amen!Please help America be safe and make America great, Capitol Hill Queens!

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        Change Jesus Christ to Uncle Sam??

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          I thought Donald Trump was the new Uncle Sam!

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            Wait, why is changing his name to "Jessica" bad luck?

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              Originally posted by Jessica View Post
              Wait, why is changing his name to "Jessica" bad luck?
              Jessica is primarily a female name of Hebrew origin that means God Beholds.

              So, in that sense it fits. But it is extremely rare some one born with a penis is named Jessica at birth.

              Beings that Jesus identified as male, he might find it insulting!

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                Jim Hawthorne

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