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I'm still up in arms about my man Leonardo da Vinci. Evidently, and through longheld rumor, he was a total genius.

But a Rennaisance man?

Therein lies the lie.

Explaining why everyone is so underwhelmed.

Think about it. Doesn't the title "Genesis" just scream da Vinci?

The Tome.

My theory is he was writing a story as "God" about "Moses." And calling himself the LORD short for, you guessed it, "Leonardo"!

I don't want to get too wrapped up in this, but it's possible other great minds followed suit. Ptolemy? Galileo? Who knows!

Forgotten history. Dig it.

(This isn't a dig at the Catholic church, but perhaps Catholicism.)

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Furthermore, I think he took heat for his painting. I think he was a sorcerer.

If I was going to get really far out, I'd suggest the Mona Lisa was his mother.

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Hence the rebirth, or Rennaisance, so titled because it is when people started painting again, for fear of graven images.

Okay I just got another idea which involves the Annunaki. I'll stop.

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Though I could say something fascinating..