Movies

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Scene: 3 T-1000s and a nefarious human, sitting on piles of skulls. Skin is peeling, one android is completely exposed.

One reads a magazine.

One smokes a cigarette.

One tosses a cigarette...well, perhaps two toss.

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Four frogs impersonating the Riddler, Penguin, Scarecrow and Dr. Freeze take over the world after an atom blast.

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And they start a band called BATMAN.

Plop, plop, fizz fizz!

Oh! What a relief it is.

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Aliens come to earth and utilize a super advanced aquatic technology which allows them to experiment on whales and dolphins while undetected by humans and equip them with new appendages, allowing them to become terrestrial. The aliens alter the Cetacea respiratory and CNS system, allowing the animals to breathe outside of the ocean. To make them ultra fierce their teeth are replaced by razor sharp fangs and they are pumped full of hormones to make them extremely aggressive. Finally lasers are rigged up directly to their brains which fire when their sympathetic nervous system reaches a certain level of excitation.

The whales and dolphins are then dropped off over densely populated human areas and carnage ensues.

[Jessica]

That's actually pretty good. Except I imagined at the end of the film they start walking out of the sea onto land, rather than being dropped off. It would be a creepy ending with the potential for a sequel, where we'd jump forward five years into the midst of the war.

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Space Mammals From Mars

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Jessica

That's actually pretty good. Except I imagined at the end of the film they start walking out of the sea onto land, rather than being dropped off. It would be a creepy ending with the potential for a sequel, where we'd jump forward five years into the midst of the war.

To be honest, I was pretty much just typing but I think the dropping them off script is interesting. It makes the aliens seem that much more ummm... alien. Like they have some motivation to pit the smartest animals on the planet against each other and they don't have to be involved in combat.

[Din Djarin]

Jessica

To be honest, I was pretty much just typing but I think the dropping them off script is interesting. It makes the aliens seem that much more ummm... alien. Like they have some motivation to pit the smartest animals on the planet against each other and they don't have to be involved in combat.

Wouldn't it be easier to drop some deadly virus though, albeit far less entertaining as a movie scenario, I admit

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Wouldn't it be easier to drop some deadly virus though, albeit far less entertaining as a movie scenario, I admit

Apparently these aliens want to see blood and blubber shed.

[Din Djarin]

A strong indication they might really be at the top of Hollywood after all

[Jessica]

Yes, like a blood sport, makes sense. They'll probably have bets on how long humans survive and stuff

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