Church of Scientology; the Great PUMPkin Caper

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FUCK the Holy BIBLE!

Vol. 1
We're going to meet the OMNIMAX.

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Chapter 1

NEW!
FUTURE!!!!!!

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Chapter 2 When I work...

I FIGHT!

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Chapter 3 Anybody reading this shit?

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I don't give a FUCK.

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FUCK FOREVER!

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You know you like it...

BUTT-MANDO!

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I was walking through the park one day

WHEN I fucked!

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In actuality, I ran a few paces with a pumpkin, set it on the back of a car, and got arrested!

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My MOM got FUCKED

AND I KNOW you did it

and now YOU'RE FUCKED

(just a story, everybody.)

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my feet are scanned with red lasers to FUCK my FEEt by the cops

BUT I fucked THEIR lasers!

That was Chapter 9

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Chapter 12: YOU ARE FUCKED

I am ANARCHY!
She cried the world
From fortified horizons
Of rose
Violet
And pearlescent clouds
Wearing the golden crown
Of the sun
And was instructed
To get on its knees.

If you insist..

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THE END??

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Oh I forgot, you can't swear online. interNET???

The End

Or IS IT?

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