The patiences of a Mod
Thou dost have the power to ban
And excommunicate that forum leper
Insantly thou can
The weirdo, spammers, the creep, gone in a click
the troll hunters report them
Thou canst vanquish them quick
Keep them I pray thee (Mother of Mod)
Keep them for they art thine
Thy moderators who exercise judgement
From their holy shrine
Keep them and oh remember that they need the wisdom of thee
Lest they ban a freak like me from human frailty
Give them patience with that mouse that daily they caress
Their every thought and word and deed ,
Dein dearest (Mother of Mods) to bless
How much one must be tempted
To vanquish a foe with instant click
Eliminate opposition and undesirables oh so quick
Keep them for they are in the forum, though from the forum apart.
Help them be prudent in judgement, great as thou art.
Hail thou star of ocean
Portal of the sky
Ever Virgin Mother
Of The Mod most high
Still as on we journey
Help our weak endeavor
That few report us
And we rejoice forever
Love the Lord thy Mod
Love them with thy heart
Even when they scourgeth me
I state how great thou art
Thou dost have the power to ban
And excommunicate that forum leper
Insantly thou can
The weirdo, spammers, the creep, gone in a click
the troll hunters report them
Thou canst vanquish them quick
Keep them I pray thee (Mother of Mod)
Keep them for they art thine
Thy moderators who exercise judgement
From their holy shrine
Keep them and oh remember that they need the wisdom of thee
Lest they ban a freak like me from human frailty
Give them patience with that mouse that daily they caress
Their every thought and word and deed ,
Dein dearest (Mother of Mods) to bless
How much one must be tempted
To vanquish a foe with instant click
Eliminate opposition and undesirables oh so quick
Keep them for they are in the forum, though from the forum apart.
Help them be prudent in judgement, great as thou art.
Hail thou star of ocean
Portal of the sky
Ever Virgin Mother
Of The Mod most high
Still as on we journey
Help our weak endeavor
That few report us
And we rejoice forever
Love the Lord thy Mod
Love them with thy heart
Even when they scourgeth me
I state how great thou art
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