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    Write a short rhyme about today

    I feed my spider
    Another cockroach

    He will not relent
    By any reproach

    He has no family
    Like me no job

    He is becoming
    A FAT FUCKING SLOB!


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    #2
    To feed my pets
    It costs not a dime

    There's so many roaches
    It should be a crime

    I dropped out of school
    Covid took my job

    I worked for myself
    stroking my knob

    I got my last job
    As a newspaper boy

    Spent each check on meth
    Oh what a joy

    If only I was
    What my Spiders believe

    To them I'm king shit
    With what they perceive

    It costs not a dime,
    to feed my pets

    They don't stink the cage up
    ill never forget

    Cats, well they stink
    Dogs can too

    Arachnids are easy
    they're sexy too!

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      #3

      Well, I went on into town today,

      To get stocked back up on Cokes

      They’re better for me, anyway,

      Long ago, it would’ve been for ‘smokes


      Sure was nice, just me and my tunes

      No nagging ex to get on my nerves,

      Everybody was living crazy as loons

      Girl at the checkout, had mighty nice curves


      Got back home, and unloaded my stuff,

      Still can’t forget, that girl and her smile

      I imagine her scent, both kissing, in the buff,

      Fantasizing ‘bout making love for a while


      Only pussy I’m getting tonight, is my cat,

      She’s laying here, just bathing herself

      So relaxing, there’s some serenity in that,

      But it sure is peaceful, just her and myself.

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        #4
        The news around here is grim,
        The minds in my state are dim.
        The election is near
        And soon, I fear,
        We will face four more years of him.

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          #5
          Woke up
          Had a drink
          Went to work
          Addicted Ink

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            #6
            A beautiful butterfly came floating by
            And landed on my cheek just a smidgen from my eye
            I said to my little friend
            Get The Fuck Off Me, Bug!

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              #7
              Irminsul, you're actually a pretty damn good poet.

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                #8
                Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                Irminsul, you're actually a pretty damn good poet.
                That was ICP actually lol

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                  #9
                  Oh. It's better coming from her.

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                    #10
                    The only ICP song I like is that Miracles song, and mostly because it pisses off the sort of people I disdain the most.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                      The only ICP song I like is that Miracles song, and mostly because it pisses off the sort of people I disdain the most.
                      Could you share the song?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by tumbling.dice View Post
                        The news around here is grim,
                        The minds in my state are dim.
                        The election is near
                        And soon, I fear,
                        We will face four more years of him.
                        The Polls they show
                        Joe Biden's ahead
                        Though he has dementia
                        belongs in a bead.

                        I'm no better
                        Unless I'm on dope
                        im just like Joe Biden
                        Sleepy without hope!
                        ​​​​​​
                        ​​​​​​

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Amerijuanican View Post
                          Well, I went on into town today,

                          To get stocked back up on Cokes

                          They’re better for me, anyway,

                          Long ago, it would’ve been for ‘smokes


                          Sure was nice, just me and my tunes

                          No nagging ex to get on my nerves,

                          Everybody was living crazy as loons

                          Girl at the checkout, had mighty nice curves


                          Got back home, and unloaded my stuff,

                          Still can’t forget, that girl and her smile

                          I imagine her scent, both kissing, in the buff,

                          Fantasizing ‘bout making love for a while


                          Only pussy I’m getting tonight, is my cat,

                          She’s laying here, just bathing herself

                          So relaxing, there’s some serenity in that,

                          But it sure is peaceful, just her and myself.
                          Hahaha! You're pussycat lol!

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                            #14
                            "There once was a young man from Nantucket,
                            I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore Trebek!"

                            C/S,
                            Rev J

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                              #15
                              I really want to get laid
                              I also want to get paid
                              Will this capitalist streak fade
                              What life has Fae made

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