Write a short rhyme about today

[Matthew Mussolini]

I feed my spider
Another cockroach

He will not relent
By any reproach

He has no family
Like me no job

He is becoming
A FAT FUCKING SLOB!


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[Matthew Mussolini]

To feed my pets
It costs not a dime

There's so many roaches
It should be a crime

I dropped out of school
Covid took my job

I worked for myself
stroking my knob

I got my last job
As a newspaper boy

Spent each check on meth
Oh what a joy

If only I was
What my Spiders believe

To them I'm king shit
With what they perceive

It costs not a dime,
to feed my pets

They don't stink the cage up
ill never forget

Cats, well they stink
Dogs can too

Arachnids are easy
they're sexy too!

[Amerijuanican]

Well, I went on into town today,

To get stocked back up on Cokes

They’re better for me, anyway,

Long ago, it would’ve been for ‘smokes


Sure was nice, just me and my tunes

No nagging ex to get on my nerves,

Everybody was living crazy as loons

Girl at the checkout, had mighty nice curves


Got back home, and unloaded my stuff,

Still can’t forget, that girl and her smile

I imagine her scent, both kissing, in the buff,

Fantasizing ‘bout making love for a while


Only pussy I’m getting tonight, is my cat,

She’s laying here, just bathing herself

So relaxing, there’s some serenity in that,

But it sure is peaceful, just her and myself.

[tumbling.dice]

The news around here is grim,
The minds in my state are dim.
The election is near
And soon, I fear,
We will face four more years of him.

[neonspectraltoast]

Woke up
Had a drink
Went to work
Addicted Ink

[Irminsul]

A beautiful butterfly came floating by
And landed on my cheek just a smidgen from my eye
I said to my little friend
Get The Fuck Off Me, Bug!

[neonspectraltoast]

Irminsul, you're actually a pretty damn good poet.

[Matthew Mussolini]

Irminsul, you're actually a pretty damn good poet.

That was ICP actually lol

[neonspectraltoast]

Oh. It's better coming from her.

[neonspectraltoast]

The only ICP song I like is that Miracles song, and mostly because it pisses off the sort of people I disdain the most.

[Matthew Mussolini]

The only ICP song I like is that Miracles song, and mostly because it pisses off the sort of people I disdain the most.

Could you share the song?

[Matthew Mussolini]

The news around here is grim,
The minds in my state are dim.
The election is near
And soon, I fear,
We will face four more years of him.

The Polls they show
Joe Biden's ahead
Though he has dementia
belongs in a bead.

I'm no better
Unless I'm on dope
im just like Joe Biden
Sleepy without hope!

[Matthew Mussolini]

Well, I went on into town today,

To get stocked back up on Cokes

They’re better for me, anyway,

Long ago, it would’ve been for ‘smokes


Sure was nice, just me and my tunes

No nagging ex to get on my nerves,

Everybody was living crazy as loons

Girl at the checkout, had mighty nice curves


Got back home, and unloaded my stuff,

Still can’t forget, that girl and her smile

I imagine her scent, both kissing, in the buff,

Fantasizing ‘bout making love for a while


Only pussy I’m getting tonight, is my cat,

She’s laying here, just bathing herself

So relaxing, there’s some serenity in that,

But it sure is peaceful, just her and myself.

Hahaha! You're pussycat lol!

[Rev J]

"There once was a young man from Nantucket,
I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore Trebek!"

C/S,
Rev J

[dream catcher]

I really want to get laid
I also want to get paid
Will this capitalist streak fade
What life has Fae made