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  • Do you ever feel God is testing you?

    The answer in the end is, "I don't know".

    But supposedly some dude that stole my phone and backpack from me before is saying some shit about he's preparing to rob me again. He can go ahead and try, but if I see it, I'm taking a knife to his fucking eye ball.

    This fucker should know I did time for attempted murder stabbing a guy twice in the chest with a butcher knife.

    I've been nothing but kind to this asshole feeling sorry for him, and he even came barging into my apartment once without my permission and I sat up ready to fight him and shouted "What The Fuck!" He made some excuse about "somebody said you have my card" or something and then backed off and left.

    Every time I see this guy I get pissed. (He's the guy who said he was "Ra" the Egyptian Sun God I identified Mussolini as before he said that (Or knowing Mussolini's pet Lion was named Ras). Because he said he was "Ra" I felt like maybe Mussolini was testing me and that any kindness I show the guy is kindness to Il Duce.

    I told him I didn't know what the hell he was talking about and he needs to not be barging into my place.

    But I don't think taking a knife to someone again is the answer. It's probably a test from God or Il Duce (also a God).

    For instance, God tested Abraham (yeah I know. The stupid Bible.) by asking Abraham to go slit the throat of his only son and burn his corpse on an altar. If I was Isaac I'd be like "What the fuck Dad!"

    If I was Abraham I would have told God to go fucking kill himself!


    You don't go killing your own kids because God told you to do it. That's a total crock of shit! The only reason I believe in the Bible is because Mussolini is in it and he acted just like the Italian Dictator, both of them choosing Rachel as their second wives.

    And even then, I still think much of Scripture is bullshit. But who knows. Maybe God really did tell Abraham to go violently murder his only child. If so, Abraham was kinda sick for obeying that order imo.

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    I'm trying to blaspheme less on tree fort and irl because curses are a real thing and blasphemy is the language of devils. It is called "cursing God" when you do so. That could easily cause a curse to descend upon a person I'm guessing.. Maybe if I blasphemed less I'd be nicer to people and happier. Who knows.

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    • #3
      Don't go to such extremes, in my opinion. If you have to, fight him tooth and nail. You don't have to fucking kill him, though.

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      • #4
        God is testing me with these endless Mussolini threads.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by tumbling.dice
          God is testing me with these endless Mussolini threads.


          Yep......It's Getting A Bit "Thick On The Ground"........

          Confined To One Thread.....No Problem.

          But It's Slowly Spreading All Through The Website......



          Cheers Glen.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by GLEN......



            Yep......It's Getting A Bit "Thick On The Ground"........

            Confined To One Thread.....No Problem.

            But It's Slowly Spreading All Through The Website......



            Cheers Glen.
            This is about God testing people with mention of Mussolini. It's a totally different topic.

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            • #7
              Sometimes I do. Like today, I was being self-righteous, and I filled up my tank with gas...only the gas tank didn't go up. And I didn't go in and demand satisfaction. I coolly continued on my way. A half hour later it finally went up.

              Most people don't believe in God, but believe it or not, it teaches you a lesson.

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              • #8
                sometimes i feel like god is texting me. usually at 3am with a "you up?"

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                • #9
                  That's not God, underpants. That's me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ill Duce
                    The answer in the end is, "I don't know".

                    But supposedly some dude that stole my phone and backpack from me before is saying some shit about he's preparing to rob me again. He can go ahead and try, but if I see it, I'm taking a knife to his fucking eye ball.

                    This fucker should know I did time for attempted murder stabbing a guy twice in the chest with a butcher knife.

                    I've been nothing but kind to this asshole feeling sorry for him, and he even came barging into my apartment once without my permission and I sat up ready to fight him and shouted "What The Fuck!" He made some excuse about "somebody said you have my card" or something and then backed off and left.

                    Every time I see this guy I get pissed. (He's the guy who said he was "Ra" the Egyptian Sun God I identified Mussolini as before he said that (Or knowing Mussolini's pet Lion was named Ras). Because he said he was "Ra" I felt like maybe Mussolini was testing me and that any kindness I show the guy is kindness to Il Duce.

                    I told him I didn't know what the hell he was talking about and he needs to not be barging into my place.

                    But I don't think taking a knife to someone again is the answer. It's probably a test from God or Il Duce (also a God).

                    For instance, God tested Abraham (yeah I know. The stupid Bible.) by asking Abraham to go slit the throat of his only son and burn his corpse on an altar. If I was Isaac I'd be like "What the fuck Dad!"

                    If I was Abraham I would have told God to go fucking kill himself!


                    You don't go killing your own kids because God told you to do it. That's a total crock of shit! The only reason I believe in the Bible is because Mussolini is in it and he acted just like the Italian Dictator, both of them choosing Rachel as their second wives.

                    And even then, I still think much of Scripture is bullshit. But who knows. Maybe God really did tell Abraham to go violently murder his only child. If so, Abraham was kinda sick for obeying that order imo.
                    Matthew Mussolini Most of the Bible (especially the OT) is pure fiction. My good friend (Jason) said it best: It's like a bad script for the worst soap opera ever. Word ;-)

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                    • #11
                      I love the Bible. It's full of wisdom, and pure stupidity. God hasn't changed, though. What infuriates me is that he belongs to a church or these ancient men. He is ours. I recommend highly not going to him through anyone. Appeal directly to God yourself. Unless you don't really want to know. Then just join a religion.

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                      • #12
                        The OP would mean to me that, "do I ever feel I test myself?"

                        Absolutely.
                        I'm always testing my strength and ability to stay focused on my mission and purpose in life.


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                        • #13
                          If God or whoever is testing me I feel for certain I have failed on every Question (although I must have been pissed as I don't remember taking the test ! )

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                          • #14
                            I had Mussolini Carbonara for dinner with a rocket salad and glass of red

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