Surviving the Apocalypse

[neonspectraltoast]

1. (The hard part.) Accept Jesus Christ as your savior. You don't have to acqiesce to anything; just say it.
2. Keep the lights down low. Don't be slothful with light. Make things cozy.
3. Own a can opener.
4. And I can't stress this enough: Don't go to the bathroom with the lights on. Leave the door open a crack or buy a nightlight; showering's fine.
5. If you can, separate your trash. Recycle.
6. Chocolate keeps evil spirits from possessing you.
7. Drink water.
8. Smoke cigarettes.
9. Wear a Cape.

[Jessica]

All of that's fine, except the cigarettes. They make me feel sick, now. Thank fuck.

[Din Djarin]

Why is accepting Jesus as our savior the hard part if you just have to say it??

[Meliai]

You need a place too. Like, I made a pact years ago to meet my friends on the top of this particular mountain when shit goes down. Do you guys have a location picked out from where you'll ride out the apocalypse???? These things are important.

[Din Djarin]

Did you guys stash it with lots of filthy long lasting food? :-D

[neonspectraltoast]

I dreamed of a nuclear exploaion this morning...in LA I think...set off by the cops? le sigh

Yeah you don't really have to smoke cigarettes.

[Undies]

i call bullshit on number 6. most women love chocolate, and most women are possessed by evil spirits.

[neonspectraltoast]

i call bullshit on number 6. most women love chocolate, and most women are possessed by evil spirits.

It's a trick so men will think chocolate is girly to eat, then they get possessed.

[tumbling.dice]

The dark, twisted part of my mind kinda hoped the covid thing was going to be something like Stephen King's The Stand (without the supernatural shit.) I think 99.8% of the human population died of the superflu, and 2/3 of the survivors died after that because they were old, children whose parents had died, suicide, etc. I never really worked out what I was going to do, exactly. Hoarding food and fuel were at the top of the list, then start a video library of stuff to keep me entertained for the next 20 years or so, until I died of natural causes. I'd also hoard prescription meds and liquor.

[Undies]

Hoarding food and fuel were at the top of the list,

not toilet paper?

[tumbling.dice]

not toilet paper?

I'll use $100 bills.

[Amerijuanican]

are they Venezuelan?

[neonspectraltoast]

Covid's not over...

[Amerijuanican]

God's not dead.