1. (The hard part.) Accept Jesus Christ as your savior. You don't have to acqiesce to anything; just say it.
2. Keep the lights down low. Don't be slothful with light. Make things cozy.
3. Own a can opener.
4. And I can't stress this enough: Don't go to the bathroom with the lights on. Leave the door open a crack or buy a nightlight; showering's fine.
5. If you can, separate your trash. Recycle.
6. Chocolate keeps evil spirits from possessing you.
7. Drink water.
8. Smoke cigarettes.
9. Wear a Cape.
2. Keep the lights down low. Don't be slothful with light. Make things cozy.
3. Own a can opener.
4. And I can't stress this enough: Don't go to the bathroom with the lights on. Leave the door open a crack or buy a nightlight; showering's fine.
5. If you can, separate your trash. Recycle.
6. Chocolate keeps evil spirits from possessing you.
7. Drink water.
8. Smoke cigarettes.
9. Wear a Cape.
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