Was the Bible Put Together Just to Suit the Holy Roman Catholic Church?

[Dax]

Just finshed reading a book which suggested that the New Testament was written in some sort of code cos the Jews didn't want the Romans to know that Jesus survived his so called crucifiction and that he went on to have children with Mary. Their issue ended up in France and ultimately in Britain. So are the current Royal Family in England descended from Jesus?

[Undies]

Jesus survived his so called crucifiction and that he went on to have children with Mary.

god i hope you mean magdalene and not his mom.

i don't know enough to speak on the rest of the post, but i do think the answer to the thread title is probably a resounding yes.

[Din Djarin]

Jesus could have kids with Mary Magdalene before he got crucified. Crucifiction is not that easy to survive.

The current royal family of England are german as fuck.

[neonspectraltoast]

I just...Jesus has complicated my life enough, which didn't need complication. I am lost in Christ. Not to be completely Satanic, but existence itself doesn't revolve completely around a man. Call him God, and a man, too...a man. Just...no.

Who fucking knows and who fucking cares. If he's worth his weight, he sure doesn't.