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    Holy Trinity

    1. Wallet
    2. Keys
    3. Cell phone

    Behold! The holy trinity

    Never leave your home without all 3

    #2
    Replace Keys with Condoms, becuase I know how to pick a lock

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      #3
      Obviously Off topic

      The title of this thread is gonna mind F#@k me.

      I read and see the word Trinity,

      I think The Matrix.

      Make it stop


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      #4
      I always leave a spare key hidden outside under a rock.

      If someone is clever enough or persistent enough to find it they can keep all my shit, they deserve it

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        #5
        Who carries a wallet anymore? It feels like carrying a rock in your pocket.

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        • WritersPanic
          WritersPanic commented
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          Try a business card wallet instead!

        #6
        Originally posted by Coldwater View Post
        I always leave a spare key hidden outside under a rock.

        If someone is clever enough or persistent enough to find it they can keep all my shit, they deserve it
        All i need now is your adress

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          #7
          Originally posted by Undies View Post
          Who carries a wallet anymore? It feels like carrying a rock in your pocket.
          I always thought most others (esp guys somehow) carry ridiculous big wallets, like they're either large by themselves or stuffed so full with all kinds of stuff they become too big to be real handy..
          So I have a thin one with only the bare neccesities in it (driver license, a few cards and some money, preferable paper)
          Wouldn't feel comfy without a wallet though..!

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          • WritersPanic
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            I've seen those, they look like a partially-skinned softball with a paper stuffing.

          #8
          Originally posted by Din Djarin View Post

          I always thought most others (esp guys somehow) carry ridiculous big wallets, like they're either large by themselves or stuffed so full with all kinds of stuff they become too big to be real handy..
          So I have a thin one with only the bare neccesities in it (driver license, a few cards and some money, preferable paper)
          Wouldn't feel comfy without a wallet though..!
          Yeah I do know a few guys who carry a wallet so stuffed full of random crap that it's basically cube shaped. Usually the same guys you hear coming a hundred feet away because their 50 keys are jingling on their belt loop.

          If I'm going somewhere I need money, I'll just grab a couple 20s, or a credit card, and that's about it. Even my car keys, I usually find a place to hide because they annoy me sitting in my pocket. My phone is the only thing I keep on me a majority of the time when I'm not at home.

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            #9
            Given the amount of crime in cities, it might be more advantageous to carry a rock than a wallet.
            mother moon -she's calling me back to her silver womb,
            father of creation -takes me from my stolen tomb
            seventh-advent unicorn is waiting in the skies,
            a symptom of the universe, a love that never dies!
            🧙‍♂️

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            • WritersPanic
              WritersPanic commented
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              When I get a new wallet, I turn the old one into a dummy. I add a few dollars of real cash for appearances, but all of the credit cards are the fakes I get as junk mail. Then I print a pic of someone from the web from the 80s. If I get robbed, that's the wallet they get. Has worked exactly 1 time.




            • Amerijuanican
              Amerijuanican commented
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              Lol... I do not keep money or card in my wallet. I keep business cards, etc. In it.
              Important stuff goes up front.
              Guessing most pickpockets don't see the contents of their grab until they are out of sight. They're gonna be pissed when they see what I didn't give them.
              I did catch a pair of teen guys once while I took out my debit card to use @ walmart, they had a cell phone, trying to capture my card info. I had a feeling, turned and saw them.. they smiled, looked at each other and left.

            #10
            Originally posted by Undies View Post

            Yeah I do know a few guys who carry a wallet so stuffed full of random crap that it's basically cube shaped. Usually the same guys you hear coming a hundred feet away because their 50 keys are jingling on their belt loop.

            If I'm going somewhere I need money, I'll just grab a couple 20s, or a credit card, and that's about it. Even my car keys, I usually find a place to hide because they annoy me sitting in my pocket. My phone is the only thing I keep on me a majority of the time when I'm not at home.
            I really relate to the annoying feeling of having too much stuff in my pockets, not only for how it can physically feel but also out of fear i lose one of those things :P
            Hence i generally take as little as possible with me, so def not much coin, the bare minimum of keys and when going out at night with friends i conveniently leave my phone at home (everybody else has one on them anyway so as long as i don't lose everyone im good lol)

            Edit: so basically my wallet is thin and remains thin because it generally carries like 4 cards (of which one is my drivers license) and some paper money.

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              #11
              Btw: i never carry my wallet in a back pocket on my butt. Alway front pocket of pants (so on my upper thigh), never got pickpocketed


              All those people i see cycling with their expensive smartphones in their back pockets where they rarely even fit in anymore... smh :P

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                #12
                I have 3 wallets for all my essential things I need when I leave my home:

                1. The 1st one (on the left) is for my iphone5 (my first ever iphone had an old school Nokia mobile phone for many years: )).

                2. The 2nd one (middle) has my paper money & some coins, atm debt card, coffee shop & food places loyalty cards and some other cards.

                3. The 3rd one (on the right) has my bus travel fare card & my work ID swipe card to get into my office work building.

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                • 6-eyed
                  6-eyed commented
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                  Looks fancy

                #13
                Originally posted by Din Djarin View Post
                Btw: i never carry my wallet in a back pocket on my butt. Alway front pocket of pants (so on my upper thigh), never got pickpocketed


                All those people i see cycling with their expensive smartphones in their back pockets where they rarely even fit in anymore... smh :P
                Yeah cyclists do look awkward with the phone protruding out their back pockets.

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                  #14
                  Originally posted by Undies View Post
                  Who carries a wallet anymore? It feels like carrying a rock in your pocket.


                  That's Not A Rock In My Pocket Undies....

                  I'm Just Pleased To See You.....



                  Cheers Glen.

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                    #15
                    When I Was At School In Sydney Many

                    Years Ago,

                    I Always Had A Thin Hymn Book In My Back Pocket

                    And Stuffed My Wallet Down The Front Of A Pair

                    Of Tight Speedos.....(and i still do it when i'm in a crowd)

                    Lost A Few Books, But Not One Wallet....



                    Cheers Glen.

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