Adhering to Buttism!

[Matthew Mussolini]

I knew an atheist who said "I found Religion. It's called Buttism, I'm a Buttist!"

I'm just wondering if there are very many Dogmas of Buttism, are there Buttist monks and nuns, if you are familiar with this Religion?

Have you ever practiced it?

I'm assuming one of the practices and exercises of Buttists , is sitting on their butt for extended performances and periods of time?

[Jessica]

Buttism in Community Dictionary

A buttism is a statement or phrase that simply barely misses the mark/point of the discussion and could cause uncomfortable looks or responses from a gathering a while later.

From https://www.azdictionary.com/what-does-Buttism-mean

[Jessica]

https://pastebin.com/X9e09CJQ

[Undies]

I was going to joke that I've practiced buttism most of my life, then Jessica posted the definition and I realized it's actually true.

[Jessica]

hahaa