Bible jokes. How does Jesus make tea?

[Matthew Mussolini]

Hebrews it

[Matthew Mussolini]

What kind of car does Jesus typically drive?… A Christler.

[Matthew Mussolini]

If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?… No, he already fell for it once.

What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car? … A convertible.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?…Your mother ate us out of house and home.

[Matthew Mussolini]

When was the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible? …When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

How many people can you fit in one Honda?… Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

[Rev J]

While not a bible joke per se:

"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. Hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks. Can you put me up for the night?" Brandon Lee, The Crow.

C/S,
Rev J

[Matthew Mussolini]

If Eve would cause all her children and every generation to be cursed with original sin over an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Why can't Anglicans play chess? They can't tell the queen from the Bishop.

A nun asks her students to use the word "contagious" in a sentence. Little Johnny sees an old lady in a walker get buried in snow falling off the roof and says, "it's gonna take that oldcunt ages to get out of that."