So, this black guy and his white girlfriend show up at roughly 2:00 AM looking for my neighbor and offer me some meth in exchange for a place to crash and smoke it this morning.
Certain I put everything of value in my room, I suddenly realized my most valuable possession, my tablet, was no where to be seen.
I let them crash on my couch so I asked if they saw a tablet there.
Their response was to hand me some writing tablets.
Just when I was about to ask the bro if I could check his back back, he gets up to go smoke a cig and I notice the tablet in a very unusual place on the floor between my Hebrew Ark of the Covenant and my Shinto Honden, room for the enshrined Kami.
Though I'm stronger than most people my size and have won on one remarkable occasion against someone who weighed about as much as myself and a half at least, guaranteed this guy would have kicked my ass, but I learned you break bones before you let someone steal from you.
I believe it is just as honorable to fight against impossible odds and lose than fight where the odds are 50/50 or in your favor and win.
Some dude came barging into my apartment recently who had stolen from me in the past and when I started freaking out with rage and moving abruptly towards him, he backed off , apologized, said someone said I did something to something of his, and left.
That guy had followed me home talking shit like I was his birch , but I didn't know he was talking me.
Well, I wasn't gonna let someone come into my apartment and leave with a tablet worth over a hundred dollars.
But this would not have been honorable, but the third most embarrassing experience I've had as an adult, because I would have first off asked the only black guy in the room if I could check his bag.
Secondly, I would have easily gotten my ass kicked, as my right arm has been pulled out of socket by police during my last arrest and that is the arm I use to throw a punch and put people in head locks.
Also, the dude was way bigger than the average guy.
It would have totally killed my reputation, as his girlfriend I regularly see just to say "hello. Yeah T is home. No he's not home", well she knows everyone here. Word would get out that I let some black guy stay in my crib where I have 50 pictures of Mussolini to explain right off the bat.
Then I accuse him of stealing from me, the neighbors would all be awoken at 3:00 in the fucking morning because of the comotion, plus I would have threatened to slit his throat or give me my tablet back as he left, and would continue chasing him and grabbing his bag until he left me incapacitated.
Meanwhile, his white girlfriend has a backpack too. I wouldn't have been grabbing her bag.
Even I find her attractive, which means other guys where I live would find her more attractive, because of who they typically settle for.
She's the best looking chick to step foot in here since I moved in last February.
But yeah...I just got saved shit loads of shame and misery.
Certain I put everything of value in my room, I suddenly realized my most valuable possession, my tablet, was no where to be seen.
I let them crash on my couch so I asked if they saw a tablet there.
Their response was to hand me some writing tablets.
Just when I was about to ask the bro if I could check his back back, he gets up to go smoke a cig and I notice the tablet in a very unusual place on the floor between my Hebrew Ark of the Covenant and my Shinto Honden, room for the enshrined Kami.
Though I'm stronger than most people my size and have won on one remarkable occasion against someone who weighed about as much as myself and a half at least, guaranteed this guy would have kicked my ass, but I learned you break bones before you let someone steal from you.
I believe it is just as honorable to fight against impossible odds and lose than fight where the odds are 50/50 or in your favor and win.
Some dude came barging into my apartment recently who had stolen from me in the past and when I started freaking out with rage and moving abruptly towards him, he backed off , apologized, said someone said I did something to something of his, and left.
That guy had followed me home talking shit like I was his birch , but I didn't know he was talking me.
Well, I wasn't gonna let someone come into my apartment and leave with a tablet worth over a hundred dollars.
But this would not have been honorable, but the third most embarrassing experience I've had as an adult, because I would have first off asked the only black guy in the room if I could check his bag.
Secondly, I would have easily gotten my ass kicked, as my right arm has been pulled out of socket by police during my last arrest and that is the arm I use to throw a punch and put people in head locks.
Also, the dude was way bigger than the average guy.
It would have totally killed my reputation, as his girlfriend I regularly see just to say "hello. Yeah T is home. No he's not home", well she knows everyone here. Word would get out that I let some black guy stay in my crib where I have 50 pictures of Mussolini to explain right off the bat.
Then I accuse him of stealing from me, the neighbors would all be awoken at 3:00 in the fucking morning because of the comotion, plus I would have threatened to slit his throat or give me my tablet back as he left, and would continue chasing him and grabbing his bag until he left me incapacitated.
Meanwhile, his white girlfriend has a backpack too. I wouldn't have been grabbing her bag.
Even I find her attractive, which means other guys where I live would find her more attractive, because of who they typically settle for.
She's the best looking chick to step foot in here since I moved in last February.
But yeah...I just got saved shit loads of shame and misery.
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