Everyone is dead!

[Undies]

If I died right now, they'd think that humans needed to take out their trash more often.

[Pete's Draggun]

So, 8,000 years from now aliens reach planet Earth and everyone is dead. They search your house and learn something about humans.

What are they most likely to learn?

Granite was a good stone for bartops n tabletops.

Diamonds set in a gold or platinum solitaire is a good jewelry choice for showing eternal love for someone.

[neonspectraltoast]

Well, I don't know about aliens -- I like to think they wouldn't jump to conclusions -- but people might find my two-headed monster and say any sorts of things.

I always wondered if they'll find tapes and junk and be like, "Oh, it's a magnetic film; we can build an analyzer for this." And then they'll just backwards engineer a VCR that can read our VHS tapes...stuff like that.

Who knows what would actually survive a catastrophe, though. It could be completely random, and, for whatever reason, they're just loaded with Pac-Man paraphernalia and decide he was a sun diety.

All I really own are stuffed animals. I guess they might decide, "This is what Earthlings looked like!" Maybe they'll be furry creatures and get it backwards and think my doll was a space alien.

[Matthew Mussolini]

So, 8,000 years from now aliens reach planet Earth and everyone is dead. They search your house and learn something about humans.

What are they most likely to learn?

For myself they would wonder what is the many pictures of Mussolini and letters to him and other dead people.

They also might assume I'm a spider worshipper if my spiders never got taken, and I like Obelisks and sun disks and banners as well as I have a room where I only keep relics and images of Kami with ashes from incense and dead plants.

I think people in my house while I was in jail wondered about all that as well lol .