I know how much you guys hate it when I talk about all the sex I have so I'm making my own thread so you've opened this at your own risk.
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I'm so mad right now..!!
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Ever since I got my own place things have kicked up into high gear. I decided to message this guy I haven't seen in almost a year. He was pretty excited lol, but we have a complicated history. He's flaky as fuck and doesn't say how he really feels. Apparently he has a girlfriend who has no idea about me. He messaged me on Wednesday night talking about how he misses me, he can't stop thinking about me, blah blah. So he came over yesterday and it was pretty good. He's always got a lot of toys and he aims to please. We did something I've never done before that I was quite nervous to do and it was fine. It's something I've been thinking about for a while so I'm glad it was with someone I've known for a while and am relatively comfortable with. He seemed like he didn't want to leave lol. It was kind of cute. That's J, he's a taurus.
I don't know if R is gonna wanna quarantine when he gets back from the states, if he even wants to see me again. I got drunk and was texting him crazy nonsense lol. He's a leo tho, very attracted to him, he's the one who looks like Paul Rudd lol. And my ex has been texting me the dirtiest porn, but he lives far away so what am I supposed to do lol. Neither of us drive. There's this other dude I'm really attracted to that tried to do anal on the first date (lol yes, it's true)he's a sagittarius but we haven't talked since. I am definitely the fuck on the first date type. Why waste time? You'd think I'd be more satisfied right now but I'm not. I just want to find someone who wants to fuck me as much as I want to fuck them. I'd like to have a friends with benefits, someone who understands that I don't want a relationship but might be available a few times a week to hook up and is okay with me actively finding new partners or seeing me out on a date or something. That's the dream.
I don't think I'm gonna have kids or get married. I just cannot picture it. I'm just gonna do witchy things, get high and have sex until I die.Comment
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*imagines seventy-two-year-old Verbe taking it up the ass from someone mutually fuckable*
Ah. *wipes tear*Comment
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Yawn.Comment
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Sorry Verbe. I'm just trying to be annoying. This all sounds terrific, really.Comment
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Imagine fucking someone with the initials XYZ.
But seriously, I think everyone should have their own thread for what they do best - and I genuinely mean that.
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Checked this out "at my own risk!" and got bored
Wheres all the shagging ?
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Someone messaged me on tinder and was like "I might be reading the vibe wrong but you look like you need an older, successful, experienced dom" ?
Daaaaaamn
It's funny because with J I kept asserting myself. I told him that he is missing out cause we have great sex imo (when I'm not wasted drunk haha) and he was all "I'm busy, I have a girlfriend and other subs" QUESTIONABLE about that last part. I feel bad for that girl. Anyways. I was so tired of being dicked around that I was just like fuck it, fine. I can and I WILL find something just as good, I'll never talk to you/wanna hook up again and you can go fuck YOURSELF. And that made him realize that it's true. I mean fuck dude. I am a fucking prize lmao. Imagine meeting a cool, funny, attractive woman who knows what she wants and is kinky/open I mean... If I could date myself I would. I messaged another dude who said he was down for a fwb situation and another dude messaged me about an arrangement lol... Dunno if it's the lockdown, astrology or whatever the fuck, etc etc but this seems to be the time people wanna hook up. Last year I would have never predicted that I would be sleeping with the same person at the end of the year as I did in the beginning but that's life I guess.
This American dude should be home by now... He's in school to be a teacher and shit just got locked down hardcore so maybe he has some free time... He's a little too insecure for me. Just a smidge. I've had two phone conversations with two different dudes and it's like a full stop when they talk to me. I'm a musician, I produce my own music. I also do social media management as well as graphic design. And then I talk to guys who are building inspectors, real estate marketers, and they just sound so defeated when they talk to me. So defensive. "well sorry we can't all be cool like you" I'm like..... But wouldn't that be so nice though lmao...
I don't mean to come off as arrogant but at this point if you think just talking about my life is conceited because you're that insecure, I'm not interested.
This year is going to be different than any other year I've ever had in my life. I can feel my dad's spirit around, never felt his presence really before. I mean, he has 6 kids (I'm the baby) , a huge family, maybe he's just getting to me now lol. Shoutout to George.
Something happened recently that I felt like was a sign from my dad. Just a joke between me and the universe. It was nice
Taurus like to fuck, I'm adding that to my listComment
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Aries problems lmao
Just admit you're wrong, and I'm right. It's okay, you'll survive. You'll just be wrong as well hahaComment
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Thanks for the warning.Originally posted by Verbe View Postmother moon -she's calling me back to her silver womb,
father of creation -takes me from my stolen tomb
seventh-advent unicorn is waiting in the skies,
a symptom of the universe, a love that never dies! 🧙♂️Comment
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Okay me and this dom guy are gonna hang out tonight... wooooComment
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He has a whole instagram dedicated to his sex dungeon looool I cannot wait to send a snap to J he's gonna be soooo mad LOL
sucks to suckComment
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