Have you ever been caught masturbating?

[Matthew Mussolini]

My neighbor actually came into my apartment while I was yanking one out to announce that his brother got murdered.

I felt terrible.

He asked me "what are you doing"? I said " it's personal ". He laughed and apologized for barging in like that.

Then I gave him a hundred and sixty dollars from the stimulus check and held him and we wept.

But yeah....super terrible time to get caught jerking it! God was punishing me no doubt with the message " people are dying and you're in the kitchen masturbating you perverted selfish son of a bitch!"

[Jessica]

first time i've ever had to move one of your threads FROM General or Pit TO a specific forum!

and no, no i have not.

[Amerijuanican]

My neighbor actually came into my apartment while I was yanking one out to announce that his brother got murdered.

I felt terrible.

He asked me "what are you doing"? I said " it's personal ". He laughed and apologized for barging in like that.

Then I gave him a hundred and sixty dollars from the stimulus check and held him and we wept.

But yeah....super terrible time to get caught jerking it! God was punishing me no doubt with the message " people are dying and you're in the kitchen masturbating you perverted selfish son of a bitch!"

I bet he felt a bit awkward holding you, while you had a stiffy!
I'd have told you to put that thing back in its holster before you hurt somebody with it .. lol

[Amerijuanican]

Oh, and yeah I did. ?

[Undies]

close calls, but i don't think i've actually been caught.

[JVP]

My neighbor actually came into my apartment while I was yanking one out to announce that his brother got murdered.

I felt terrible.

He asked me "what are you doing"? I said " it's personal ". He laughed and apologized for barging in like that.

Then I gave him a hundred and sixty dollars from the stimulus check and held him and we wept.

But yeah....super terrible time to get caught jerking it! God was punishing me no doubt with the message " people are dying and you're in the kitchen masturbating you perverted selfish son of a bitch!"

Why were you doing it in the kitchen?

[Matthew Mussolini]

I bet he felt a bit awkward holding you, while you had a stiffy!
I'd have told you to put that thing back in its holster before you hurt somebody with it .. lol

When I found out his brother was dead it made me go limp and ruined my fantasy entirely

[Matthew Mussolini]

Why were you doing it in the kitchen?

Just where I like to fap! Fap!

[PacificDude]

No, only because I followed the wise and witty advise of the great Quentin Crisp:

[Undies]

Why were you doing it in the kitchen?

Potato fetish.

[tumbling.dice]

Men will invent a machine for anything. I'm still laughing my ass off.