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    I smoked my first cockroach today

    Have you ever smoked a cockroach?

    They taste just like they smell....DELICIOUS!!! 👻😺

    So, I cut way back on how much meth I smoke for lent. In fact, I didn't spend any money on meth this week. The only I smoked was for babysitting someone's bike.

    But I grabbed my pipe which was cloudy and not clean, so I failed to see that I had a little friendly tiny tweaker who had welcomed himself to the precious crystals of the Caesar.

    I noticed right away that the dope tasted funny but kept hitting it. Then I decided to double check and realized inside was a burnt cockroach.

    I'm assuming he got really baked! 😈💀

    #2
    Complete disregard for the sanctity of life. Fascism is the religion of peace. I'm buying it.

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      #3
      I know of a guy who fried up a bunch of ladybugs and ate them. He then proceeded to take 6 Viagra and drank a half bottle of Jack Daniels. Wound up in the hospital for several days.

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        #4
        Matt wants to murder me for speaking my mind. Fascism is the religion of peace.

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          #5
          Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
          Complete disregard for the sanctity of life. Fascism is the religion of peace. I'm buying it.
          I actually would have fed him to my spider but by the time I realized what the funny taste was about, he was already baked.

          He died happy I hope. Lots of Dopamine released at least.

          Were it up to me every cockroach would be happy, but the problem is, I get visitors and I don't want them or the landlord to see an infestation of cockroaches because then the cockroaches all die and I probably lose my apartment.

          So, it isn't that I want them dead out of complete disregard for life, but if the landlord finds out, he's gonna call the exterminator, which sucks because my Spiders haven't needed me to buy crickets since last spring roughly and they have been fed really well.

          But no, cockroaches are a lot like Fascists, and I have a lot in common with them and believe my mom's side of the family actually evolved from them, so I have mad respect for their sanctity and righteousness that will inherit the earth after humans destroy themselves.

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            #6
            No, don't get me wrong...I get it. I get it completely. Which is why you want to murder me.

            If you genuinely want spirituality, turn to the God you refuse to believe in.

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              #7
              Oh, I'm sorry, is that too heavy for this thread that appeals to all the humans? I'm sorry.

              Good luck storming Heaven.

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                #8
                Everyone else can say what they want. They don't care about what you're talking about.

                I am the proverbial fly in the ointment. So come get me. I'm not your fucking plaything.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                  Matt wants to murder me for speaking my mind. Fascism is the religion of peace.
                  I never said I wanted to murder you.

                  I said I welcome your challenges and bless you as one of my top favorite posters and gave you a congratulations and congretional medal of honor.

                  I simply let you know that repeatedly attempting to discourage me from burning incense to ghosts, enshrining them, and paying them homage could potentially cause them to retaliate if indeed I stop my devotions as a result.

                  Not that I ever would, but it could potentially still be a distraction that Kami can see is burning up time and energy that could be spent devoted to exalting, praising, petitioning, and glorifying enshrined Kami. Or they could take it as a personal attack against them.

                  Now, maybe they don't give a shit, but exorcists of many Religions would tend to disagree.

                  I personally have firm conviction Mussolini identifies as a Joker and clown, so doesn't mind being made fun of, because he made fun of himself even and allowed cartoons that made him look silly and goofy (which Hitler outlawed such art) but I also pray to some very dark entities Samurai, and class A war criminals as well that I feel have punished me multiple times for things.

                  It's like everything starts going bad and I feel cursed and possessed by malevolent spirits and sick and the answer keeps playing in my head as to why.

                  Spirits can cause cancer and kill. Even the holiest people like Job lost his entire family to spiritual attack.

                  But I only made that comment as something to consider. It isn't like I have any bad wishes towards you. It's just I could be possibly under the influence of the Devil a lot. I haven't ruled out that possibility.

                  But there was a dude who physically attacked me and bullied me at the last place I was at, and speaking of cockroaches, he began seeing bugs all over his apartment. He had the exterminators and others come to his place and there was nothing there.

                  He said it was a curse I placed on him. I think it was actually he did to many drugs, but ya never know. Someone else who wanted me dead died shortly after I uploaded a youtube of hatred towards him.

                  It's the only person online that I ever heard of who died and someone at this forum already verified that it's a true story on my Egyptian curses thread. What are the odds it happens to my worst enemy.

                  Now, he may have simply been meeting his fate and it was time to die one way or the other, but still. Spirits can kill. In the New Testament, many of the people who were healed of diseases actually had evil spirits.

                  Like the mute guy or the woman who had the crooked spine. Scripture says it was actually demons.

                  I don't know. Could be bullshit. I'm simply not closed to the possibility.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                    No, don't get me wrong...I get it. I get it completely. Which is why you want to murder me.

                    If you genuinely want spirituality, turn to the God you refuse to believe in.
                    See, that is where you're wrong. I turn to God. I just don't like that he allowed something like the Bible to deceive over 2 billion people into thinking God is a jealous mass-murdering bigot.

                    Or...it could be that the Bible is true and God is a jealous mass-murdering bigot.

                    Well, if that's the case, I see nothing more noble than to contend with him as Jacob did, who Scripture declares actually won.

                    Or Moses and others got God to change his mind, and Scripture says "God repented of the evil he planned on doing to Israel."

                    If those Scriptures are indeed true, then I shall do what my conscience tells me is noble.

                    Everyone should follow their conscience.

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                      #11
                      When have I ever discouraged you from any of these things? I'm just saying do it in peace.

                      Matt, I'm not dumb. I know you're violent.

                      Peace, man, peace. If you're right, the truth will prevail. You don't have to worry about it.

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                        #12
                        I believe in ghosts. I believe in Kami. I believe that Mussolini is a god, but not the God. I am all for your mind to wander wherever it will.

                        But not violence. That degrades everything you're talking about.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                          When have I ever discouraged you from any of these things? I'm just saying do it in peace.

                          Matt, I'm not dumb. I know you're violent.

                          Peace, man, peace. If you're right, the truth will prevail. You don't have to worry about it.
                          I'm quite peaceful usually.

                          But I need to know how to suffer as Christ did where he didn't retaliate as he was crowned with thorns, stripped down naked, flogged, then crucified. He prayed for the people who did it, forgave them, and said "Father, forgive them, they know not what they do"!

                          Damn I wish I was more like that. It takes a much bigger man to do that. Going psychotic on people is entirely a lack of self-control, immature, and can be pride and vain concern about what others think.

                          Sometimes it's genuinely a desire to teach someone a lesson. But no, seldom would I commit violence. Unless you want to count punching through a squad car window, last time I committed violence was when I got jumped and someone took my phone. Over a year ago.

                          It was essentially self-defense, but now I can see I had it coming.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by ill Duce View Post

                            I actually would have fed him to my spider but by the time I realized what the funny taste was about, he was already baked.

                            He died happy I hope. Lots of Dopamine released at least.

                            Were it up to me every cockroach would be happy, but the problem is, I get visitors and I don't want them or the landlord to see an infestation of cockroaches because then the cockroaches all die and I probably lose my apartment.

                            So, it isn't that I want them dead out of complete disregard for life, but if the landlord finds out, he's gonna call the exterminator, which sucks because my Spiders haven't needed me to buy crickets since last spring roughly and they have been fed really well.

                            But no, cockroaches are a lot like Fascists, and I have a lot in common with them and believe my mom's side of the family actually evolved from them, so I have mad respect for their sanctity and righteousness that will inherit the earth after humans destroy themselves.
                            This explains a lot I was puzzled about. You preach about being sanitary with Meth but you seem to be have little care that roaches run amok. If you ever come to the conclusion that housing cockroaches to feed your spiders is not worth the trade off of possibly losing your housing and want to try to kill the roaches yourself, not sure if I said this before but I'd recommend this stuff. Diatomaceous Earth (Generic photo)

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                            I've used it as a powder, it's amazing, better than the sprays they sell at stores. Unless you dump it on them they won't die right away but I think what it does is when they walk on it, it sticks to their body and then seeps into it and starts sucking all the liquid inside their bodies up and makes them overheat. If they all come from a specific location, you clog it with this stuff and you'll likely notice their numbers start dwindling after a couple weeks.

                            Probably wouldn't want to get your spiders around it because I think it works on pretty much anything with an exoskeleton but if that cat comes around, it could eat tablespoons of the stuff and it wouldn't matter.


                            I have never smoked a Meth roach, have never even ate a Mezcal worm.

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                              #15
                              I'll respect your beliefs, and also say dumb things. Nothing hangs in the balance.

                              I'm not trying to be superior or anything else...I'm simply that empathic that I can see it angers you sometimes. But I am here reading your words, as are others. Take it easy. Please! You are valued.

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