What Would Torture You?

[Dax]

Picture this scene. It’s Friday night in your home town. It’s a hot, humid night in August and a fine but annoying drizzle is falling. You’re outside a club waiting to meet a man/woman you met online. From the images he/she sent you you’re expecting a hot babe/stud and you can’t wait to get acquainted.

A black limo pulls up and you just know this is it! Suddenly an arm locks around your neck from behind and a cloth is pressed over your face and nose. You struggle to free yourself but to no avail. You black out.

When you come to you’re alone in a room. It’s nicely furnished and has a wide screen smart TV mounted against one wall. You’re going to spend the whole weekend in this room.

You are going to be tortured but you are assured that you will not come to any physical harm. What can your captor do to you that will be worse than physical torture?

In my case the worst possible thing they could do would be to put a very talkative Australian man and woman in the room with me for the entire weekend. Listening to their accent would be unbearable torture and just to make sure they could have an Australian reality TV show playing non-stop on the TV!

[Undies]

Too fictional, there's no clubs or hot babes in my town.

Anyway, I think the answer is they would give me an internet forum to moderate.

[WritersPanic]

Another president Clinton.

[tumbling.dice]

The TV being turned on.

[Audiogen]

I got catfished by a dude and he proceeds to perform a series of hot Carls on me for the entire weekend after eating Taco Bell for every meal.

[SusieDerkins]

Putting Biden gaffes on loop

[Jessica]

I worked in a shop for two years where I had to listen to the dumbest type of radio station all day, playing the same eight (terrible) pop songs on a loop. Towards the end of my time there I realised it was actually getting to me on a deep level. I'd wake up with a song I hated playing in my head, and fall asleep to the same.. I didn't even feel like playing my own music when I got home because I just felt sick of music. It began to feel really depressing. I wouldn't put myself through that again. I'd literally leave a job over bad radio.

[mallyboppa]

I worked in a shop for two years where I had to listen to the dumbest type of radio station all day, playing the same eight (terrible) pop songs on a loop. Towards the end of my time there I realised it was actually getting to me on a deep level. I'd wake up with a song I hated playing in my head, and fall asleep to the same.. I didn't even feel like playing my own music when I got home because I just felt sick of music. It began to feel really depressing. I wouldn't put myself through that again. I'd literally leave a job over bad radio.

When I am jigging Knives in the workshop I have inspirational music playing and it usually speeds the job up ! My boss usually kicks off because his office is next door and I like it LOUD But I kinda persuade him its all for the good of the firm
I have a 65 watt valve amplifier (valve watts are louder ) and 100 watt B&W speakers each with 2 eight inch drivers
yesterday I was listening to this guy ! Just listen to them Drums

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Every Adam Sandler movie back to back

[Jessica]

trying to solve a crossword and realising there's no right answer

[SpaceMan]

country music

and hippo forum posts

[rolling]

barnie the dinosaur...same thing they torture dudes at Guantanamo bay with

[Meliai]

The room would be very quiet and peaceful
except for some tiny, grating sound. Someone breathing heavy, or chewing loudly, or the sound of distant bass thumping, or clicking a pen over and over

[everything bagel]

The room would be very quiet and peaceful
except for some tiny, grating sound. Someone breathing heavy, or chewing loudly, or the sound of distant bass thumping, or clicking a pen over and over

Someone leaving a phone on vibrate on a hard surface and ignoring it everytime it goes offf.

[Undies]

Someone leaving a phone on vibrate on a hard surface and ignoring it everytime it goes offf.

Not really the same thing, but it reminded me. Every time a phone vibrates on tv I always jump and curse whoever is calling me.

It's probably the best thing about not having tv anymore. I think the advertisers figured out that it's a good way to get attention, and it was happening in every other commercial.

[Jessica]

good point. smart observation.