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    Would You Use a Bidet?

    I want my first official thread to be of significant meaning so I decided to ask y'all if you would ever use a bidet.

    A bit of history. I bought hubby and me a bidet seat for Christmas last year and got that sour look from said hubby when he ripped off the wrapping paper. Not a word out of his mouth. It sat on our couch for about 6 months collecting dust.

    Ever so gently, on occasion, I would bring up the subject of installing it. It was like talking to a brick wall.

    Then we had the toilet paper crisis in the United States. We managed to scrape by (get it?) but now hubby was a bit more receptive to the idea of having it installed. He knew nothing about how to install it so he called his plumber friend who hopped right over and installed it in about 30 minutes.

    Now the next step. Learning how to use it. I brought the manual and handheld control in the living room (where I felt safe) and figured out the controls.

    Next step. Hmmm. Using it.

    A bit on that. Taking morning poo is a very personal experience. We guard our time on the throne preciously. Really. No joke. The thought of changing my routine I found offensive. At this point I hated that bidet in the other bathroom. I continued to use my favorite toilet for a few days more.

    Now I started feeling guilty. I bought it, I had it installed and it was just sitting there. So I finally took the plunge.

    You gotta understand, these contraptions are really fancy. They clean bum, and twat in a stream of warm water, with the option of a pulse, or back and forth motion to get everything nice and clean. The you blow dry with warm air. Oh and the toilet seat is warm to. What's not to like.

    I was surprised how good I felt after my morning private time.

    Next step was getting the hubby to use it. I gently told him how good I felt after using it. It took another 3 days to gently suggest he might try it. I showed him the controls and how each function worked and finally, finally, he took the plunge. When he came out I meekly asked if he like it. And he said he liked it better than he thought.

    Now the bidet is a part of our morning routine.

    So my question is, would you ever consider using a bidet?

    Oh by the way, the model I got has doubled in price on Amazon due to the toilet paper crisis. I feel really good now that I got ours before it went up. I wouldn't even consider paying the price they are now asking.
    8
    Yes! I would try one if it was available!
    25.00%
    2
    I've already tried one and like it
    25.00%
    2
    I've already tried one and didn't like it
    0%
    0
    Maybe, haven't made up my mind
    37.50%
    3
    NEVER!
    12.50%
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    #2
    I would probably want a cheaper lower tech one I could install myself easily. Seems like there are a lot of advantages, especially with the risk of tp hoarding.
    "I like big butts and I can not lie"
    - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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      #3
      I have to admit we still use tp but less than before.

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        #4
        My army buddy swears by them. He has one in every bathroom in his house.

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          #5
          Have Had One For More Years Than I Can Remember...….It's Not In The Bathroom However......It's In The Middle Of My Back

          Lawn And It's Called A Garden Sprinkler...….I Installed A Tap On The Hose Line And I Just Squat Over It And Turn On The Tap...….

          My Water Pressure Pump Delivers A Constant 40 Psi......Leaving Me "Squeeky" Clean In Just A Few Seconds...….It Does However

          Have It's Drawbacks At This Time Of The Year When It's -3c And A Heavy Frost...….



          Cheers Glen.

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            #6
            Originally posted by tumbling.dice View Post
            My army buddy swears by them. He has one in every bathroom in his house.
            A particular model?
            "I like big butts and I can not lie"
            - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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              #7
              Originally posted by tumbling.dice View Post
              My army buddy swears by them. He has one in every bathroom in his house.
              Hubby said it goes in the back bathroom not the front one.

              Glen, what a hoot. I have a feeling you are going to give me a lot of laughs.

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                #8
                Originally posted by OP1 View Post

                A particular model?
                I don't know...I don't know them all apart. Seems like it was just this wand looking thing installed in the back of the toilet bowl, but I didn't have the courage to try it. 😀

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                  #9
                  Oh yeah. I was against them before I lived in SE Asia. Definitely prefer now.

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                    #10
                    we can have polls here?

                    fuck yes i would use a bidet. i hate that they're not really a thing here. whenever i shit at home, i wipe off the majority and then rinse myself clean in the bathtub.

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                      #11
                      I have. They are all the rage in Japan

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                        #12
                        I would definitely use one. It makes more sense than paper

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by GLEN...... View Post
                          Have Had One For More Years Than I Can Remember...….It's Not In The Bathroom However......It's In The Middle Of My Back

                          Lawn And It's Called A Garden Sprinkler...….I Installed A Tap On The Hose Line And I Just Squat Over It And Turn On The Tap...….

                          My Water Pressure Pump Delivers A Constant 40 Psi......Leaving Me "Squeeky" Clean In Just A Few Seconds...….It Does However

                          Have It's Drawbacks At This Time Of The Year When It's -3c And A Heavy Frost...….



                          Cheers Glen.
                          My first thought before I finished reading your post "Isn't that damn cold?" Brrrr!

                          LOL

                          When it gets cold you better pull up your pants fast, before everytyhing down there freezes!!!

                          You might get your name in the local news!!

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                            #14
                            Oh and hell yes I would use one.

                            When we get moved, will be one of my first installs.

                            Along w/mirrors on the bedroom ceiling. Because I like cleaning mirrors.

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                            • Undies
                              Undies commented
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                              For a second I was afraid you were going to say mirrors in the toilet.

                            #15
                            Nah i don't like getting a wet arse

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