I want my first official thread to be of significant meaning so I decided to ask y'all if you would ever use a bidet.
A bit of history. I bought hubby and me a bidet seat for Christmas last year and got that sour look from said hubby when he ripped off the wrapping paper. Not a word out of his mouth. It sat on our couch for about 6 months collecting dust.
Ever so gently, on occasion, I would bring up the subject of installing it. It was like talking to a brick wall.
Then we had the toilet paper crisis in the United States. We managed to scrape by (get it?) but now hubby was a bit more receptive to the idea of having it installed. He knew nothing about how to install it so he called his plumber friend who hopped right over and installed it in about 30 minutes.
Now the next step. Learning how to use it. I brought the manual and handheld control in the living room (where I felt safe) and figured out the controls.
Next step. Hmmm. Using it.
A bit on that. Taking morning poo is a very personal experience. We guard our time on the throne preciously. Really. No joke. The thought of changing my routine I found offensive. At this point I hated that bidet in the other bathroom. I continued to use my favorite toilet for a few days more.
Now I started feeling guilty. I bought it, I had it installed and it was just sitting there. So I finally took the plunge.
You gotta understand, these contraptions are really fancy. They clean bum, and twat in a stream of warm water, with the option of a pulse, or back and forth motion to get everything nice and clean. The you blow dry with warm air. Oh and the toilet seat is warm to. What's not to like.
I was surprised how good I felt after my morning private time.
Next step was getting the hubby to use it. I gently told him how good I felt after using it. It took another 3 days to gently suggest he might try it. I showed him the controls and how each function worked and finally, finally, he took the plunge. When he came out I meekly asked if he like it. And he said he liked it better than he thought.
Now the bidet is a part of our morning routine.
So my question is, would you ever consider using a bidet?
Oh by the way, the model I got has doubled in price on Amazon due to the toilet paper crisis. I feel really good now that I got ours before it went up. I wouldn't even consider paying the price they are now asking.
A bit of history. I bought hubby and me a bidet seat for Christmas last year and got that sour look from said hubby when he ripped off the wrapping paper. Not a word out of his mouth. It sat on our couch for about 6 months collecting dust.
Ever so gently, on occasion, I would bring up the subject of installing it. It was like talking to a brick wall.
Then we had the toilet paper crisis in the United States. We managed to scrape by (get it?) but now hubby was a bit more receptive to the idea of having it installed. He knew nothing about how to install it so he called his plumber friend who hopped right over and installed it in about 30 minutes.
Now the next step. Learning how to use it. I brought the manual and handheld control in the living room (where I felt safe) and figured out the controls.
Next step. Hmmm. Using it.
A bit on that. Taking morning poo is a very personal experience. We guard our time on the throne preciously. Really. No joke. The thought of changing my routine I found offensive. At this point I hated that bidet in the other bathroom. I continued to use my favorite toilet for a few days more.
Now I started feeling guilty. I bought it, I had it installed and it was just sitting there. So I finally took the plunge.
You gotta understand, these contraptions are really fancy. They clean bum, and twat in a stream of warm water, with the option of a pulse, or back and forth motion to get everything nice and clean. The you blow dry with warm air. Oh and the toilet seat is warm to. What's not to like.
I was surprised how good I felt after my morning private time.
Next step was getting the hubby to use it. I gently told him how good I felt after using it. It took another 3 days to gently suggest he might try it. I showed him the controls and how each function worked and finally, finally, he took the plunge. When he came out I meekly asked if he like it. And he said he liked it better than he thought.
Now the bidet is a part of our morning routine.
So my question is, would you ever consider using a bidet?
Oh by the way, the model I got has doubled in price on Amazon due to the toilet paper crisis. I feel really good now that I got ours before it went up. I wouldn't even consider paying the price they are now asking.
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