You are now placed in the middle of the desert by a helicopter ?. It has 2 rotors, it is possibly a military chopper. You have sunglasses, a hat and long sleeve pants and long sleeve shirt. You have no water. Nothing in your pockets. You do not have socks. You have suspenders though, that help keep your pants ? up. It is 2 minutes to midnight with a full moon. What will you do?
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Well, technically being placed in the desert doesn't mean they got off the helicopter. And no socks, makes me wonder what was going on while en route Lol...
Under a full moon, a good lovemaking session would be perfect for the moment. Just shut the 'copter off and have fun. ?mother moon -she's calling me back to her silver womb,
father of creation -takes me from my stolen tomb
seventh-advent unicorn is waiting in the skies,
a symptom of the universe, a love that never dies! 🧙♂️ -
Knock out the pilots, steal the helicopter, return home
Easy
Wait... idk how to fly a helicopter. Knock out pilots, radio for help from someone who can fly one, return home
Slightly less triumphantly
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i didn't realize how many emojis we had until i saw that we have a helicopter and pants.
this is a tough one. i really wanted to masturbate using my suspenders to autoerotically asphyxiate myself, but i have no socks to cum into.
really, my desert survival skill are probably pretty awful. i've never even seen the desert except once from an airplane. i would assume which desert i'm in is more relevant than the number of rotors on the helicopter? but maybe there's a specific answer that i'm missing.Comment
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