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    Imagine for a moment-desert1

    You are now placed in the middle of the desert by a helicopter 🚁. It has 2 rotors, it is possibly a military chopper. You have sunglasses, a hat and long sleeve pants and long sleeve shirt. You have no water. Nothing in your pockets. You do not have socks. You have suspenders though, that help keep your pants 👖 up. It is 2 minutes to midnight with a full moon. What will you do?

    #2
    Originally posted by Manneseh View Post
    You are now placed in the middle of the desert by a helicopter 🚁. It has 2 rotors, it is possibly a military chopper. You have sunglasses, a hat and long sleeve pants and long sleeve shirt. You have no water. Nothing in your pockets. You do not have socks. You have suspenders though, that help keep your pants 👖 up. It is 2 minutes to midnight with a full moon. What will you do?
    Well, technically being placed in the desert doesn't mean they got off the helicopter. And no socks, makes me wonder what was going on while en route Lol...

    Under a full moon, a good lovemaking session would be perfect for the moment. Just shut the 'copter off and have fun. 😎

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      #3
      Knock out the pilots, steal the helicopter, return home

      Easy

      Wait... idk how to fly a helicopter. Knock out pilots, radio for help from someone who can fly one, return home

      Slightly less triumphantly

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        #4
        i didn't realize how many emojis we had until i saw that we have a helicopter and pants.

        this is a tough one. i really wanted to masturbate using my suspenders to autoerotically asphyxiate myself, but i have no socks to cum into.

        really, my desert survival skill are probably pretty awful. i've never even seen the desert except once from an airplane. i would assume which desert i'm in is more relevant than the number of rotors on the helicopter? but maybe there's a specific answer that i'm missing.

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          #5
          And I thought the "lesbian " who PMd me to ask me how to be a lesbian without disrupting her heterosexual marriage was the weirdest thing I encountered tonight
          Originally posted by Undies View Post
          this is a tough one. i really wanted to masturbate using my suspenders to autoerotically asphyxiate myself, but i have no socks to cum.
          I mean, your socks must be sexy af

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            #6
            Originally posted by Manneseh View Post
            It is 2 minutes to midnight.

            After midnight
            I'm gonna let it all hang out.
            After midnight
            I'm gonna chug-a-lug and shout.
            I'm gonna cause talk and suspicion;
            Give an exhibition.
            Find out what it is all about.

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