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  • What do you want your funeral to be like?

    I don't think I want a funeral at all, but today I thought if I did I'd maybe like to be buried at sea. My close friends can come out on the boat, throw me in the water, them go and have a fire on the beach.

    I've long imagined that the song would be This is not an Exit by saves the day.

    How do you envision your send off?

  • #2
    my family knows what i want


    which is the cheapest cardboard box cremation possible...and scatter my ash in the bush where i like to hunt



    no funeral,no plot,.......no rich local undertaker family is making a cent from my death

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    • Jessica
      Jessica commented
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      Yep, I share this thinking.

  • #3
    assuming i don't fake my death, i won't know what's going on so i really don't care. if there's anyone who cares at the time, whatever helps the most with their grief process is fine with me.

    if i do fake my own death, then i'm getting a big production. fireworks, strippers, a cheesy cover band, etc.

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    • Jessica
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      As I typed it, I had the same thought about really whatever the living people want makes most sense. Kind.

  • #4
    No funeral, no memorial. I just want to be cremated at the lowest expense possible.
    Last edited by SusieDerkins; 07-09-2021, 12:59 AM.

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    • #5
      in grade 7 I caught a one day suspension for wearing a hat that said "when i die bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass"

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      • #6
        No funeral for me. No phony service. No calling hours. No obituary. I have no real friends anyways. Cremate my body and return my ashes to the earth.

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        • #7
          My tombstone will rival the Egyptian Pharos

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          • Jessica
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            LOL at you breaking the trend

        • #8
          All I want (no matter what they do with my body ) is for everyone that cares about me to go back home and listen this song !

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          • Jessica
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            I listened to it now :-)
            Nice choice. I didn't know it.

        • #9
          Cremated, ashes in a model longboat, set alight on a lake and sunk. A true viking way.

          I have the boat already.

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