Bro-kini swimsuits for beta-males

[6-eyed]

Brand new all-Canadian swimwear for the effeminate male in your life.

Seriously though, what the fuck are they thinking with this shit?

What woman find's this sexy? This is just wrong on too many levels

https://brokinis.com/

[tumbling.dice]

Depends on who is wearing it.

[GLEN......]

Just Wait Till tumbling.dice Sees The Pic Of "David" Wearing One.....LOL.....



Cheers Glen.

[lode]

Honestly, cover that in fur and it would be indistinguishable from a Tarzan outfit. Tarzan is basically as alpha as you can get.

[Guest]

I’d wear it

[Undies]

6-eye, you do realize it's a joke site, right?

[Jessica]

Well that makes sense. I was thinking it couldn't be serious, because of the model's mustache. Anyway I have nothing against effeminate men, but the brokini, yes, it's lame. If it were real.

[Undies]

You should actually look through the site. Some of it is pretty funny. They brag about the negative income they've made, and they have off topic product reviews from the site creators' moms.

[Tropical Breeze]

I've actually showed up to a first date wearing a brokini. Definitely scored. Nobody looks at me at the beach when i'm wearing swim trunks. But with my brokini on. Women are all over me. ?

[Vanilla Gorilla]

[GLEN......]

Why Don't They Show Them In "Animal Prints"....???....Instead Of All Those Stupid "Girly" Prints....???....

I Can Just Imagine A Pic Of tumbling.dice Sitting On His Ride On Mower Wearing A

"Leopard Skin" One......



Cheers Glen.

[Youfreeme]

Someone very secure in themselves and their masculinity would rock it. Or someone who doesn't give a fuck about social norms. Or someone who liked to surprise people and push the boundaries.

[tumbling.dice]

Why Don't They Show Them In "Animal Prints"....???....Instead Of All Those Stupid "Girly" Prints....???....

I Can Just Imagine A Pic Of tumbling.dice Sitting On His Ride On Mower Wearing A

"Leopard Skin" One......



Cheers Glen.

Just for that...

[Din Djarin]

6-eyed Your post merely makes clear why you would were one (or not). Other men can wear them for other reasons than mainly try to appeal to others in an attractive sense (as Youfreeme adequately describes).

[Youfreeme]

6-eyed thinks more about gender and gender roles more than the average SJW o.o

[Din Djarin]

He's trying to save american society, like his president :-D

[everything bagel]

6-eyed thinks more about gender and gender roles more than the average SJW o.o

Yeah i've noticed that. For a guy who hates all of this, he sure can't stop talking about it. It makes me curious as to why.

[eggsprog]

Anyone who buys into the garbage about "alpha" and "beta" males is, in my experience, pretty insecure about their masculinity.

[Din Djarin]

I guess since it has its use in the animal kingdom and we're technically animals too it's not totally retarded to see to what extent it plays a role with humans. The thing is its c l early not the main factor like with herd or predator animals as cows/bulls or wolves. There are other deciding factors.
eggsprog