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    Noisy peckers

    I was contemplating something the other day, whilst stoned.

    What if our sex organs made a sound when they were aroused? Just imagine the way our lives would change. For example, consider a dozen people in a conference room waiting for a meeting to start when in walks the new girl in accounting who looks like she was swinging naked from a pole the previous night. Suddenly the room is filled with the sounds all the guy's dicks are making (probably something with a range from screaming lobster in a pot to croaking bullfrog, depending on size).

    But, what would the women's sound like? Maybe a beer can being opened.

    Any ideas?

    #2
    In my mind she would sound like a coffee maker brewing.

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      #3
      beavis and butthead

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        #4
        Women would purr.

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          #5
          Vagina purrrrs lol

          That would be weird

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            #6
            This whole thread is weird.
            In the best way.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Jessica View Post
              This whole thread is weird.
              I concur.

              In the best way.
              Arguable.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Jessica View Post
                Women would purr.
                Because they're... feline?

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                  #9
                  PUSSY
                  when she wanted rough sex it would hiss

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                    #10
                    Hahah yes purrrr for slow and sensual, hiss and yowl for rough

                    What a convenient way for a woman to communicate her desires really!

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                      #11
                      to be fair, if i heard a purr coming from someone's pants i would assume they were just doing the slow fart release.

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                        #12
                        Maybe it can have a different pitch for mood variations. If it's just a passing curiosity, we hear mild wind chimes. If it's worthy of wood, an automotive air horn like you'd hear from an early model MG or Fiat. If it's a hot model with barely anything on, a Chevy Tahoe horn. And if it's a hooker, a classic Ah Ooo, Gaaahh horn!

                        By the way, do they make tattoos that change color with mood?

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                          #13
                          Make my peepee go doing doing doing
                           

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Undies View Post
                            to be fair, if i heard a purr coming from someone's pants i would assume they were just doing the slow fart release.
                            A sensual slow fart release.

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                              #15
                              Probably TMI but hopefully my Pecker would be able to differentiate between being sexually aroused vs anytime I get a boner. Because if it made a sound anytime I got a boner, it would essentially double as an alarm clock.

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