Noisy peckers

[WritersPanic]

I was contemplating something the other day, whilst stoned.

What if our sex organs made a sound when they were aroused? Just imagine the way our lives would change. For example, consider a dozen people in a conference room waiting for a meeting to start when in walks the new girl in accounting who looks like she was swinging naked from a pole the previous night. Suddenly the room is filled with the sounds all the guy's dicks are making (probably something with a range from screaming lobster in a pot to croaking bullfrog, depending on size).

But, what would the women's sound like? Maybe a beer can being opened.

Any ideas?

[6-eyed]

In my mind she would sound like a coffee maker brewing.

[Undies]

[Jessica]

Women would purr.

[Meliai]

Vagina purrrrs lol

That would be weird

[Jessica]

This whole thread is weird.
In the best way.

[Din Djarin]

This whole thread is weird.

I concur.

In the best way.

Arguable.

[Din Djarin]

Women would purr.

Because they're... feline?

[Jessica]

PUSSY
when she wanted rough sex it would hiss

[Meliai]

Hahah yes purrrr for slow and sensual, hiss and yowl for rough

What a convenient way for a woman to communicate her desires really!

[Undies]

to be fair, if i heard a purr coming from someone's pants i would assume they were just doing the slow fart release.

[WritersPanic]

Maybe it can have a different pitch for mood variations. If it's just a passing curiosity, we hear mild wind chimes. If it's worthy of wood, an automotive air horn like you'd hear from an early model MG or Fiat. If it's a hot model with barely anything on, a Chevy Tahoe horn. And if it's a hooker, a classic Ah Ooo, Gaaahh horn!

By the way, do they make tattoos that change color with mood?

[6-eyed]

Make my peepee go doing doing doing

[Din Djarin]

to be fair, if i heard a purr coming from someone's pants i would assume they were just doing the slow fart release.

A sensual slow fart release.

[Audiogen]

Probably TMI but hopefully my Pecker would be able to differentiate between being sexually aroused vs anytime I get a boner. Because if it made a sound anytime I got a boner, it would essentially double as an alarm clock.