Marry, fuck, kill - Nation edition

[Meliai]

I stole this from reddit, thought it was fun

I would marry Estonia, fuck Russia, and kill China

[Meliai]

Estonia, if there was ever a question as to why she's wifey material

[Quark]

Marry China, Fuck Canada ?, Kill USA

[Quark]

I’m joking, I’d definitely kill an African nation - whichever has the most people

[Meliai]

I spared Hong Kong for you when I murdered China

[WritersPanic]

Just answering this I risk being on CNN!

[Pete's Draggun]

MARRY............ United States of America





F#%K/BANG/SMASH............... Nepal





Kill..................Botswana

[Din Djarin]

USA is committing suicide so we don't have to pick that one

Quark If you go for which ever has the most people with the kill choice you would sooner end up with China lol

[Undies]

Totally marry USA, she's rich and will probably be dead soon.

[Din Djarin]

What are you gonna do with the kids of which a significant amount seems either mentally challenged or overly spoiled?

[neonspectraltoast]

Gross. This whole thread.

[6-eyed]

Gross. This whole thread.

OK then, go make another dinosaur dick thread

[Jessica]

lol

[Tropical Breeze]

I'm already married to the United States. Wasn't really my choice, was drugged into that marriage since childhood. But if we ever divorce then i guess i would marry Mexico.

I'd totally fuck/bang Brazil ....... and Columbia ......and Puerto Rico....and Cuba.....and Mexico. Oh hell i'd fuck all of Latin America. And to add some diversity to my pimp ways i'd fuck South Africa, India, and The Philippines as well.

I'd totally kill Australia and do this forum and the world a favor. But once a killer always a killer so i'd also kill most of Europe but would spare England, Belgium, Spain and Italy. Asmo is in Netherlands i believe so i may spare them too. Maybe.

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Kill - China Obviously


Marry - Thailand, we are going to live happily ever after until death do us part soon

Fuck - Yeah, Australia, ram my big cock down this dumbarse backward hick country's metaphorical throat. Melbourne being the little adams apple that pops out when I do that

[Pete's Draggun]

Hummmm........."my big cock" ??

[Meliai]

I think to me, Australia is just the drunk guy at the bar I try my best to ignore and not make eye contact with ?

[lode]

Marry:

Finland - It was probably just a fluke but I met a couple scores of Fins i. Asia and they were all just the coolest people. I think it was probably something about not being in their objectivity perfect country that none of them wanted to be in 7 mo this out of the year.

Fuck:

Colombia. Obviously the hottest country. Or Brazil, but ain’t nobody learning Portuguese.

Kill:

China. Awesome food, Bad man to woman ratio. And I guess human rights or whatevevs.

[Quark]

It makes me glad to see China chosen so many times.

I’ve never been on the winning team before so this is all very exciting ?

[Quark]

Well, I suppose I already was for 4 years - but this time it’s permanent

[6-eyed]

Marry: Switzerland. She's a very wealthy, beautiful, picturesque country that speaks multiple languages. Plus she doesn't get caught up into drama when all her neighbors are fighting a world war.

Fuck: Czech Republic. Another beautiful country with lots of hot women, and for some reason most erotic models and porn stars come from CZ.

Kill: Netherlands. Just because......

[Din Djarin]

Jealousy obviously. Understandable