Tell us about something embarrassing that happened to you--stories that happened to someone you know are also acceptable. I was listening to an embarrassing story contest and this inspired me to post this thread, because some of those stories were hilarious.
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I'll start, although this is more of an embarrassing moment than a whole store.
I was grabbing a few drinks with my partner's relative, who I don't know very well. She asked for recommendations for hikes to go on, and I explained that I visited an elk preserve a few weeks back, and that it was beautiful and that I highly recommended she visit. I told her that we even found an elk antler there and that we had taken it home. Her partner asked if I had a picture of the antler and I told him I only had one photo of it, but it was in the bathtub covered in bubbles so you couldn't really see it clearly.
Anyway, our chat eventually moved on to other topics, but 20 minutes later she interrupted the flow of conversation and said: "I'm sorry, but why were you taking a bath with the antler again?"
I'm like omg noooooooo, I was BLEACHING it in the tub because it was dirty, I wasn't IN the tub with it.
The fact that she spent even 20 minutes thinking I was weird enough to take a bath with a dirty antler was....too much. -
Mine involves getting very seasick on a fishing charter and the captain and first mate were both very cute
I dont really like to get into detail on that one
I prefer not to think about it at allComment
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The first time I got stoned... 2 of my close friends and I went to hang with some other people who we were kinda friends with but mostly knew from school up til that point, so we had a bit of that "gotta keep cool" vibe when meeting up with them. We started off with some joints and I hit that fine but we didn't feel anything so we ended up going somewhere else, where someone had a bong.
When we got to the bong location, we stood around in a circle hitting it and I took a huge hit, didn't even feel much smoke inhalation so tried to keep going but then I coughed back into the bong and the stem (bowl) piece went flying and shattered when it hit the ground.
I guess the embarrassment was mitigated somewhat because we were all baked a few minutes later but one of the guys we met up with liked telling that story when we hung out at school and parties.
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Damn that's impressive how you or anyone could launch a stem out of a bong via coughing. Must've been a heavy cough.Originally posted by Audiogen View Post
Anyway your story kind of reminded me of my embarrassing time when I first tried chewing tobacco. Long story short I took Chew in it's literal definition in front of a bunch of my high school peers who were hanging out at a little party.Comment
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It was a forceful reflexive cough, bong water propelled the stem.Originally posted by 6-eyed View PostComment
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yesterday I said hello to someone who I thought had just said hello to me but they were actually talking to someone else.
i find the best reaction is to state my own mistake and laugh at it, rather than pretend it didn't happen. Act like you're not embarrassed and the embarrassment goes away, I find.Comment
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Ok so I wanted to refrain from telling this one. But I’ll tell it anyway.
In junior high I was at a hot tub party with some classmates. Boys and girls playing truth or dare and spin the bottle. The games we played weren’t the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part was actually when I stood up and leaned against the wall of the hot tub to cool down a minute. I noticed these 2 really hot girls on the opposite side of me, looking downward at my direction and giggling. It wasn’t until I looked down that I realized my drenched swim trunks were forming the perfect outline of my flaccid penis. So I slid back in the water and acted cool like nothing happened. And we continued Truth or Dare.
The next Monday at school, rumors had spread like wildfire that I got a boner and it was really small. It wasn’t true at all, but good luck trying to explain to a bunch of middle schoolers the real situation and expect them to understand. Those swim trunks went right in the trash.Comment
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Yeah this is so annoying.. when the thing that's embarrassing isn't EVEN TRUE but saying that just makes it sound like you're defensive because it is.Originally posted by 6-eyed View Post
I definitely have stories in the vein of this one but I'm struggling to remember any of them because my brain has clearly decided to wipe those memories lol I'll share when I can think of one.Comment
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So this happened today. Busy day at work I was working the morning shift alone, customer walks in wanting to buy a gift to bring back home. She's asking tooo much questions and I need to pee really bad. She finally picks something up... maybe half an hour has passed since she walked in and my coworker is late for work ofc so I cant just leave. while I was cashing her out I couldn't hold it anymore so I just went then and there. I cried lmfao she said its ok and felt bad for me but didn't leave she just stood there for like a minute and left … I wanted to die right thereComment
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Wow jerm. The first post to end first posts.
I had to pee in a cup the other day in my car, cause I couldn't hold it. And then later I started to shart on my way to the bathroom.Comment
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