What can you bring to the apocalypse?

[Meliai]

So the world is ending
or at least, civilization as we know it

that sucks : /

What skill do you bring to the end of the world? Can you hunt? grow veggies? do you have a decent sense of direction or just own a really awesome compass? Do you know any cool secret spots where we can hide out and live in abundance? Are you an astronaut and can you get us off this damn rock entirely?

How are you going to help further the survival of the human race?

[Meliai]

for the record, *I* own a really awesome compass
and i can identify like 3 edible mushrooms
and i just bought a dandelion fork to grab some dandelion from the ground, and it just so happens the entire dandelion plant is EDIBLE AND DELICIOUS
and i've got like 3 awesome end of the world spots picked out already

so that's what i'm bringing

[neonspectraltoast]

I've eaten dandelions before. They are far from delicious.

[Amerijuanican]

Just the yellow bloom, fried up like we cook Morel mushrooms locally are great!
But don't get the green parts of the plant in on the frying, they make it taste awful.

[Punanireader]

I have a couple sporks

[Amerijuanican]

I can bring my book on Haitian Voodoo, so we can have a true Zombie Apocolypse.

[6-eyed]

I can build structures with lodgepole pine logs and rope

[Irminsul]

I can offer you nothing.

I will be better off though.

[WritersPanic]

Bullshit, we will NEED banjo pickers, mark my words.

[Amerijuanican]

yep I think you're right WP, lol...

[Micko]

I bucket of popcorn and a fold up chair to watch the final days!

[Amerijuanican]

with lots of melted butter poured on them.

[mallyboppa]

ICBMs !

[Amerijuanican]

ICBMs !

I assume, for purpose of intercepting the nukes..

[mallyboppa]

No mate thats not what they do !
For retaliation (lets party Vlad !! )

[Amerijuanican]

Actually, I'd be tempted to bring my guitar and play a continued rendition of Hendrix' Star Spangled Banner, on and on

[neonspectraltoast]

Just regular BMs.

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Incontinent Ballistic Missiles, Ballistic Missiles that are sensitive to spicy food

[Amerijuanican]

or, B minor chords, or... oh shit

[Likahamadoolihan]

Dandelion leaf extract or tea is apparently good as medicine for the deadly virus.

[Din Djarin]

I'm a great looter

[Punanireader]

Gelatin free marshmallows

[Undies]

i'll bring the gelatin marshmallows.

[Micko]

Don't forget the kumbaya my lord song on cd as well.

[Punanireader]

Living dangerously