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    My Grumpy old fart rear neighbour!

    Has left me a visual message on my security camera last night. For those of you who are americans this does not mean the peace sign in my country.

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    #2
    That’s horror film material right there

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      #3
      looks like Pinhead off Hellraiser.

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      • Micko
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        That's just the chicken wire I have on top of the fence that gives it that effect MT.

      • Mustard Tiger
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        I see it now 👍🏼🤣

      #4
      Oh dear! Hope you aren't pissing off your own neighbours mate.
      Bloke seems to be giving you the up yours signal.
      Try this site https://www.crimestoppersvic.com.au

      That dobs him into police.

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        #5
        Whats it actually about though?

        Noise, some dumb argument about an overhanging tree or something?


        My mothers place has a giant tree right up against the back fence. Neighbours behind built a granny flat for there grandparents right under it, then started complaining about the tree

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        • Micko
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          He doesn't like my security cameras are face towards his property, he's says to me i need my privacy. What's he think i like perving on his old wrinkly body? Security cameras are there for a reason to protect us not perv on old timers.

        • Vanilla Gorilla
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          so important shit then, roll eyes

        #6
        Sharehouse in Newtown in the 90s, we moved in, then shortly after all this broken glass started appearing in the backyard. There was an alley behind the house so we thought it was just winos on fri sat nights, we all worked or were out so we were never there to see it.

        Months went by, then one day I'm up in the upstairs bathroom, just happened to be looking out into the backyard and I see the old greek lady next door throw a wine bottle over the fence and it smashes on the concrete in our backyard

        She was doing it because we had the music too loud, but because the music was always too loud we went months not hearing the bottles smash when she did it

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          #7
          We had our share of neighbor wars being on the same street for 20 years. I had 1 who called animal control so often that they finally quit showing up after meeting every pet owner on the street. The guy's problem was that he thought everyone's pets were shitting in his yard. The one time he tried to dump his bullshit on me I asked if he planned to call animal control on the armadillos, coyotes and deer who were shitting in everyone's yards. Then I told him it's time to back the fuck off because the county no longer cares.

          Like most of our neighbors he sold his house a year later and it became a rental. So we barely know more than a few people on this street anymore. And oddly enough, it's more peaceful with the exception of 2 rental houses that seem to stay in a state of turmoil. During an argument my spousal unit and I got to watch a woman was backing out of her driveway and a guy came out of the house and threw a space heater at her car. Who does that?

          And every few months we have to remind renters that just because we're in the sticks it's not legal to burn trash. It's a state felony. You can only burn leaves and limbs, no trash or lumber. And yet, half the houses have a rusty burn barrel in the back yard.

          Anyone who leaves a finger on my Ring will wake up to fox urine around their front door.

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            #8
            Invite him over for tea and become friends

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            • Micko
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              He invited himself over trespassing on my property months ago with his list of grievances and i took the paper and then I asked him politely to leave.

            • Punanireader
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              You have done your part pretty much

            #9
            Originally posted by Punanireader View Post
            Invite him over for tea and become friends


            Slip Some "Rat-Sak" Into His Tea.....

            Problem Solved.....



            Cheers Glen.

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            • Punanireader
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              Besides the jail time you must serve now

            #10
            Originally posted by GLEN...... View Post



            Slip Some "Rat-Sak" Into His Tea.....

            Problem Solved.....



            Cheers Glen.
            Or nowadays, go to a Covid ward, lick a door handle then go knock on his door and when he answers breath heavy


            Too soon for jokes?

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            • Punanireader
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              Assault with a deadly virus

            #11
            If you have a few bucks to spend buy about a dozen fake security cameras. They're not that expensive. Spread them out over your property but have every one pointed at his house. Drive him nuts.

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            • Micko
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              We have those already placed around the property as well.

            #12
            Instead of a camera try those outdoor lights that switch on when they think somebody's at the door. You might need to get one that has all these strange sounds. Just to scare the shit out of him.

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              #13
              Or buy a fart machine so when he sends you all these messages you just press the fart machine and it will come through the microphone. The bloke will think you're a gross dude.

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              • Punanireader
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                Pretty gross

              • Punanireader
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                Who’s fart is it?

              • Micko
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                Don't worried about that idiot she's totally obsessed with farts, writes about them all the time.

              #14
              I bet he reminded you of your late old man before he passed away.
              Prank him.

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                #15
                Originally posted by Loverofcatsandfooty View Post
                I bet he reminded you of your late old man before he passed away.
                Prank him.
                Stop mentioning my late father you insensative bitch and stop stinking up my thread with your stupid comments and really dumb suggestions .

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                • Micko
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                  Just piss off you fat little trouble making arseclown!

                • Loverofcatsandfooty
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                  Stop being such a psychopathic wanker online. You're like this on every fucking forum that there is.
                  Grow up for once you dumb fucked up joke of a bloke

                • Micko
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                  You're the one with mental issues not me or shall i tell centrelink you're ok now and you don't need a handout anymore seeing you sponged off them for so long, even got yourself a unit to live in!
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