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    How happy are you?

    I'm about as happy as that junkie who quit crystal cold turkey for four days and just got a text that his neighbor is on the way with a dub.

    Means it will be the happiest day of my life shortly!

    I would go to treatment, but who will care for my spiders?



    I train even the nice species to be dick tators (ass holes!)​​​​​​​

    #2
    sounds like a potato that looks like a dick.

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      #3
      After the forum Gestapo terminated my account I decided to get sober. It's never cuz I violate rules, but I love being despised and crucified, and am aware there is a target on my forehead that says, "please ban me"! All this time I thought as long as I don't smoke meth for the purpose of getting high, I'm sober. Then I slept for four days and realized that the body isn't ready to give up the Shinto holy communion crystals just yet. As long as I transubstantiate them, bless them, burn some incense, and smoke from a blessed candle, blessed peace pipe, and don't get high, I can kid myself into thinking this is sobriety and holy communion with Amaterasu and the Kami. Crystal Meth came out 1919 in the land of the Kami, same year and almost the same time Mussolini had his spiritual awakening and founded the Fascist party. His enlightenment began as he was bedridden and pissing and shitting himself from battlefield wounds in World War 1. War actually creates fervent Theists and peace creates lukewarmness and hedonism studies show.
      Last edited by ill Duce; 09-16-2020, 07:03 PM.

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        #4
        Originally posted by eggsprog View Post
        sounds like a potato that looks like a dick.
        Dicktator, A cross between a penis and a potato, yes.

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          #5
          I figured a dick tator was a potato that grew on an unwashed dick.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Undies View Post
            I figured a dick tator was a potato that grew on an unwashed dick.

            Wow, you can smell me from over there? Better go wash my scrotum. Though I kinda dig the odor.

            What does this dick and scrotum do in the summer time?

            ​​​​​​Stink

            I dropped out of school when I quit my job.
            All I wanna he is a fat fuckin slob!

            Its a leftist liberal thing. I preach right-wing politics but an unwashed scrotum and disorganized room is actually more of a leftist, liberal, selfish, anarchist, hedonistic mentality.

            The Duce and Doctrine of Fascism condemns all that. But this is 21st century Babylon. Do as I say, not as I do.

            Peace!


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              #7
              happiness is relative and subjective

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              • Beach Ball Bitch
                Beach Ball Bitch commented
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                With some laughing gas we could forever be, I am content... happy... don’t worry about much. Know people are asshole, few are not. I put you in the sometimes an asshole online, but a healthy sense of humour,

              • SpaceMan
                SpaceMan commented
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                im only an asshole to people who deserve it

              #8
              War is obviously the least hedonistic thing imaginable.

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                #9
                Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                War is obviously the least hedonistic thing imaginable.
                It is evil, but during both world wars, monasteries and convents filled with monks and nuns. Seminaries filled up.

                During peace, few wants to be a monk or nun, so the monasteries are dying and huge priests shortages.

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                  #10
                  But if there are fewer priests fewer people will get away with molesting kids...

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                    #11
                    Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                    But if there are fewer priests fewer people will get away with molesting kids...
                    Studies show about 2% of priests are paedophiles but that is still too much. It's worse with school teachers

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                      #12
                      Studies show being a celibate priest increases the likelihood of pedophilia.

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                        #13
                        Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                        Studies show being a celibate priest increases the likelihood of pedophilia.
                        You can be a married priest, just not in the Latin rite. There are more than 20 rites in the Catholic Church. Not all enforce celibacy

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                          #14
                          Some do, though, which increases the risk of pedophilia. But really pedophiles just flock to the priesthood because the idea of taking advantage of someone who trusts you turns them on.

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                            #15
                            Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                            Some do, though, which increases the risk of pedophilia. But really pedophiles just flock to the priesthood because the idea of taking advantage of someone who trusts you turns them on.
                            We're living in a pedocracy I say!

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