What is your major malfunction?

[ill Duce]

I notice I'm the only normal healthy person here. Everyone else is ill.

So, what's wrong with you?

[Undies]

I don't even know where to start.

[Dr. Doom]

I don't even know where to start.

Me either!!

I have many, I'm sure... but the "givadam" is broken too.

[Din Djarin]

I remind myself of Undies at times...

[Irminsul]

I masturbate, constantly.

I've really learned a thing or two about my orgasms and I've learned that what I initially thought was just the orgasm is just the tip of the iceberg and whereas I used to stop because of the intensity of the orgasm and let if fade away, I now kinda force the intensity and have discovered a totally new orgasm I guess.

And I'm addicted to it.

I don't really care but sometimes I know I'm wasting time.

[Din Djarin]

Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted. From a certain POV our whole existence can be seen as wasting time (wether one is a chronic masturbator, stoner, junk or workaholic)

[Irminsul]

I'm prone to Post Orgasm Depression though so usually when I've rubbed one out I start hating myself and wished I would have done something more productive than fucking around with people in chat rooms getting off. 😂😂😂😂

[Din Djarin]

Ha, but do you masturbate without fucking around people in chat rooms as well?

I can relate to some similar feeling after watching porn (at times, and probably in a far milder degree, wouldn't call it depression), but it is easily put in perspective again. Besides, I rarely waste a whole lot of time on that, so the wasted time is not what makes me feel slightly bad.

[Irminsul]

Hmm no. The chat rooms come hand in hand with it. I used to be addicted to this shit before too it comes in cycles. Lol.

But sometimes I get bored too. I realise I speak to the same people in the chat rooms, the variety of conversation becomes boring and stale.

But its an addiction I keep doing it.

I do have the addictive gene though. If I'm enjoying something or enjoy something I try then I keep wanting to do it.

[Din Djarin]

I do have the addictive gene though. If I'm enjoying something or enjoy something I try then I keep wanting to do it.

I have this also to some extent, just generally with more innocent stuff. Well, even more innocent stuff I should say. Don't mean to make it sound masturbating in chat rooms is like a heroin addiction lol

[Irminsul]

. Don't mean to make it sound masturbating in chat rooms is like a heroin addiction lol

But the orgasm might be 😂😂😂😂😂

[Din Djarin]

It remains more innocent of an over indulgence than a heroin addiction

Besides, the main negative consequence at first seems to be you temporarily rough some body part up :P At second thought it could affect a happy love life, but that does not seem to be an issue for you personally

[ill Duce]

I masturbate, constantly.

I've really learned a thing or two about my orgasms and I've learned that what I initially thought was just the orgasm is just the tip of the iceberg and whereas I used to stop because of the intensity of the orgasm and let if fade away, I now kinda force the intensity and have discovered a totally new orgasm I guess.

And I'm addicted to it.

I don't really care but sometimes I know I'm wasting time.

Do you ever fantasize about blowing up buildings when you finger bang yourself?

[the Riddler]

My orgasms aren't that great. I mean, they'll do, but I like most things more than I like masturbating. It's more fun to psychically influence things. And it's more fun to talk to you guys. That's what I'm addicted to, cigarettes.

[Jessica]

I share a few thought patterns with various mental illnesses, but my awareness of it plus the fact they never become extreme means no one notices, and I would not be diagnosed with any of the illnesses.

[Meliai]

I'm incapable of letting myself be vulnerable to other people. Even people I should trust, like close family and old friends. Just can't do it, wouldn't be prudent.

also I frequently quote a 30 year old snl skit, thats gotta be a malfunction right?

[Meliai]

I share a few thought patterns with various mental illnesses, but my awareness of it plus the fact they never become extreme means no one notices, and I would not be diagnosed with any of the illnesses.

I wonder if this is true of everyone. Mental illness lite

[Dr. Doom]

I wonder if this is true of everyone. Mental illness lite

I believe everyone is their own brand of crazy. Not necessarily a bad thing