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    What kind of old person do you want to be?

    I'm talking 70+.

    Honestly, I want to be a ghost on my 70th birthday.

    I want to be a ghost long before that.

    I worry I might be hitting the meth pipe for the rest of my life. As soon as someone finds someone to watch my spiders, I agreed to go to treatment, but I highly doubt it will be successful. I like to be awake. I don't like to feel tired and sleepy. I like to be alert, fervent, passionate, interested in everything, no need for sleep etc.

    I'm kinda hoping the meth kills me in my 40's.

    Unfortunately meth doesn't really kill you studies show. It's sleep deprivation and malnourishment that kills. But even then, heavy tweakers have been known to live full life-spans. I couldn't imagine.

    But I probably won't die in my 40's. The most important thing to me is dying for a noble cause.

    If leftists would stop destroying my YouTube channel and put me in front of a firing squad instead, that would be a dream come true. Then hang me upside down and use me as target practice like they did the Duce.

    I want to die for Il Duce long before the age of 60.

    But ill probably just die of cancerous testicles in my furrowed Scrotum or something lame.

    I don't want to be an old man. You know why? Being old ain't for cowards. I'm scared shitless of getting old, shitting myself, needing someone to take care of me all the time and whipe my arse.

    But "bring it on," says ill Duce to the dark cloud. "I overcame my fear of spiders, and now I love them. I shall love old age as well!"

    As an old man, I just hope I'm cute, kind, humble, and not an ass hole! Click image for larger version

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    I want to grow old with tree fort forums!

    #2
    All leftists are going to do is get you treatment and a place to stay. The right might kill you, though.

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      #3
      Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
      All leftists are going to do is get you treatment and a place to stay. The right might kill you, though.
      The left has a higher kill count than the right.

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        #4
        Sure it does.

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          #5
          Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
          Sure it does.
          Mao's great leap forward annihilated sparrows in China and killed over 60 million people. He was a leftist. Can you find a right-winger who did half of that?

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            #6
            Mao was a fascist. He was Duce and everyone forfeited their individuality to serve a glorious state or be executed. There's literally zero difference between Mao and Mussolini. And their names both have an M, so that proves it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
              Mao was a fascist. He was Duce and everyone forfeited their individuality to serve a glorious state or be executed. There's literally zero difference between Mao and Mussolini. And their names both have an M, so that proves it.
              Mao was a persecuted of Christianity. Mussolini was a defender of Christianity.. They were nothing alike

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                #8
                Their names both have an M.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                  Their names both have an M.
                  So does mine

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                    #10
                    Matt, Mussolini, Mao

                    666

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                      #11
                      Now I know who the antichrist is, Matt. Or should I call you...Lucifer!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                        Now I know who the antichrist is, Matt. Or should I call you...Lucifer!
                        I'm an anti-antichrist.

                        Ill strive to be Lucifer. Lucifer means light bearer. And I want to bear as much light as possible.

                        You aren't the first person who called me the anti Christ, but nah, the anti Christ hates Jesus. I love Jesus.

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                          #13
                          I am Jesus.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                            I am Jesus.
                            So am I

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                              #15
                              I'm more Jesus than you are, though.

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