I want to eat my Giant Columbia Red Leg

[Matthew Mussolini]

I literally am having strong temptations to eat my tarantula alive.

Is there a therapist who can stop that euphoric arachnid in your mouth from getting into the lungs and traumatizing thee!?

What I want in a spider is me.. It's what I want in a girl too.

Girls are gay though. Chicks are for fags! Get yourself a spider!

[Matthew Mussolini]

She needs to molt and grow larger. I don't like her like this. It feels like she's on drugs.