The most absurd person you ever met online

[Matthew Mussolini]

I have actually had the privilege of meeting two young attractive female pedophiles.

One of them confessed publicly on a psychopath mental health forum that she likes little boys and has strong feelings to touch their naughty spots and do adult X rated acts with them.

If I was prepubescent, I would totally consent to experimenting with a girl as attractive as either of these two.

I had a girl get me too drunk to walk , and rape me. It really wasn't that bad at all. I woke up with a funny story to tell friends.

It's why women should be allowed to rape males to a certain extent. I'm fine with a girl raping me. I'd be really angry if a guy did it though. So, there should be exceptions to the rules if the rapist has a vagina.

I also met a girl online who thinks Ted Bundy was not a monster , and that he really genuinely cared about his victims and thought he was doing the best thing for them.

That same girl said she can't orgasm unless she fantasizes about Ted Bundy raping and killing her. I told her, "Ted Bundy and his victims love you and want you to be happy".

The other attractive female was a girl I was sort of cyber stalking on Facebook. I found out from her friend she got arrested for sleeping with a minor.

I think Pedophilia is a worse crime than murder usually , because I would rather be dead than be scarred for life like victims of child molestation are, but if it came from an attractive female, I would not be traumatized by it.

Anyway, describe the most absurd or mentally deranged person you ever met online.

I'm sure the female pedophiles aren't the worst I've met but they stand out.

[Matthew Mussolini]

Pedophilia is not one of my vices, but I am creepy enough that I cannot judge or condemn any victim of any sexual Perversion.

Sexual offenses weren't nearly as common in Fascist Italy because there were few pornography addicts because porn was illegal.

Anyway, I thought it was cool to meet a girl willing to share with the whole Internet that she was a pedophile.

Most people are probably just as messed up, they just are not real to admit it

[Undies]

Most of us came from hf, it's really hard to pick a winner out of that crowd.

[neonspectraltoast]

I'm not attracted to kids, but I kinda got a thing for Tina from Bob's Burgers. And, yes Matthew, you own the title of weirdest person I've met online.

[tumbling.dice]

I call bullshit.

[tumbling.dice]

Anyway, having come from HF, it is near impossible to pick a most absurd person...they are so varied. My first HF dislike was Pickles. I'll go with him.

[Amerijuanican]

Pickles is a guy?
Quite a few of them had me guessing, or even fooled on their gender.

[Matthew Mussolini]

I call bullshit.

You are mistaken. Weird perverts can be handsome men like Ted Bundy or attractive females as well.

[Sooz]

any of the flogs that are from biggerfooty that signed up on hf.

I used to not get on so well with rolling when on hf but he's now fine.

[Jessica]

if you consent, it isn't rape.

[Matthew Mussolini]

if you consent, it isn't rape.

I never would consent to this overweight black girl while sober. She got me so drunk I could barely walk so that I would consent.

That is technically called "date-rape".

[Jessica]

I see, yes. Date rape, I'd agree.

[Matthew Mussolini]

I call bullshit.

Be more specific.

[Audiogen]

The late Cosmoknot from Hipforums was pretty absurd. He lead me on a walk through an Oakland Ghetto while rolling on 6-apb (Ecstasy like drug) and he got pissed at me because after a rave where he bought Cocaine, Ecstasy and I think a few other things, he didn't have any money leftover to get on Public Transportation to get back home and I wouldn't cover him. (I already gave him a drug TMA-2 for free earlier in the night and bought waters for us at the rave)

[Audiogen]

Pretty sure I covered the rave tickets as well.

[6-eyed]

Before my days at hipforums I knew a guy from another pot growing forum. His writing style was distinct and unmatchable. Reading his posts was like taking cocaine as he would use large words and sophisticated vocabulary in a chaotic yet poetic way. His name was Mark, but his alias was Ben. This guy was a funny dude when he was in a good mood, but he was easy to anger and would get to the point of psychosis if you disagreed with him. We got along for a while since he and I vibed well on mechanical repair stuff, and wood working. But he would go crazy very easily and would advocate killing his political enemies. Not just presidents or politicians, but normal people like doctors, contractors, or old white men.

When I traveled through the LA area, I met him. He was actually a decent guy. I asked him about his posting style and how he concocts his posts. He told me he rarely proof reads anything he writes and goes off of impulse.

[Amerijuanican]

I'm thinking stormmountainman @ HF.

total asswipe.

[6-eyed]

Gotta admit he was fun to pick on

[Sooz]

Gotta agree. The guy is a dick

[Youfreeme]

Most of us came from hf, it's really hard to pick a winner out of that crowd.

I was thinking this same thing when I read the title. Man, there were some real strange folks there over the years. Where to begin.