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    True Confessions

    Confess anything you want to write about here. Dirty secrets, unpopular opinions, kinks, guilty pleasures, and more.

    #2
    "Kinks" You Say.......My Guess Is Your "Porn Subscription" Ran Out And You're Hoping We Will Fill The Gap......

    Sorry......Cannot Be Of Assistance......



    Cheers Glen.

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      #3
      I confess that I was once a cold stiff marshmallow.

      Then some fucker shoved me on a rod, held me over a fire and it made my skin crawl.

      To beat that, they smashed me in between two crunchy boards and I melted into some yummy sweet brown stuff,

      And some babe ate me and called me a S'more.

      I was the hit of the party, if only briefly.

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        #4
        My 1st true confession for this thread was how I lost my ass virginity when my girl at the time gave me a prostate massage. Came so hard it was like pissing.

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        • Pete's Draggun
          Pete's Draggun commented
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          Samey same, but when I posted it, Spaceman said "Gross"

        • boubindica
          boubindica commented
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          You’re lucky it wasn’t me. Years ago, I thought I was giving my then boyfriend a lot of pleasure attempting the same but I didn’t know wtf I was doing, and what I thought were moans of ecstasy, were in fact moans of agony.

          Well, he shoulda said… :/

        • 6-eyed
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          boubindica lol yeah that’d be his fault for not saying something

        #5
        Gross.

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          #6
          Gonna take a break for a bit. I'm bored as hell here lately. Hopefully things will change a bit.

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            #7
            I want this middle aged white haired male co-worker of mine dead now or to die painfully miserably hopefully soon 💀

            How's them confessionary apples.

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            • 6-eyed
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              Nice. I’ve known a few coworkers like that

            #8
            I confess to having many untold secrets.

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              #9
              I dont think I'm a liberal anymore. I'm certainly no fuckin conservative but liberalism has failed me and I am done

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                #10
                Originally posted by everything bagel View Post
                I dont think I'm a liberal anymore. I'm certainly no fuckin conservative but liberalism has failed me and I am done
                welcome aboard. political cynics unite!

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                  #11
                  Originally posted by 6-eyed View Post

                  Nice. I’ve known a few coworkers like that
                  I got my wish......... he's gone.....

                  Not dead, but.......
                  Transferred miles away in-state.

                  Someone else where he went will want him dead soon after they get to know him...

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                    #12
                    One of the safety supervisors I've wanted dead for over a decade was actually cool with me today.

                    She was cordial, respectful and seemed to socially bury the hatchet with me. She's probably taking in consideration Misty's passing and I no longer having the power to nail her to the cross anymore.

                    I'm moving forward with building a positive working relation with her. It helps that I'm no longer her counter part.

                    I have no more access to her corruption in the safety department. I guess it means..... Hear no Evil...... See no Evil...... From Dr Evil.

                    "Greetings" and "Smiles" from here on out.

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                    • the Riddler
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                      I like you, Pete.

                    #13
                    My true confession is I don't see me and Kristen Stewart happening anymore. She's too juvenile, and I've given her enough chances to give up her career and follow me.

                    If she wants to play Hollywood execs' game, good luck to her. I'm sure they'll be open to women taking over the movie industry.

                    Bitch needs me, Sam. But who am I?

                    Oh well, been a Hardees kid all my life, would have stayed home anyway.

                    But I need sex. I mean, give me a break. I'm not IMPOSSIBLE. I've seen Springer, I know who girls are having sex with, and, really? I'm no deadbeat. I may be more the stay-at-home father type, but a great father I would be.

                    I wouldn't be shooting heroin, getting drunk, sleeping around. For all my alleged craziness, nobody could be more ordinary. So what gives? I think...that...that's what gives. I'm TOO ordinary.

                    Maybe I need to start playing up my perceived weaknesses. Instead of telling that girl on tinder I thought she was pretty, I should have said, "Just out of jail, hard up."

                    Maybe girls see everything in juxtaposition. Like, if you seem nice (to you) they'll be like...yeah, but his dark side.

                    And then if you show your worst they'll be like, "Oh, but his good side...how adorable."

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                      #14
                      okay i kinda like the new Billie Eilish album

                      i think i didn't want to, but sometimes new songs feel like they almost unlock something in a hoop sense and it's impossible to not like music that does that

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                      • boubindica
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                        I’m with you there Jessica. I normally don’t like commercially popular music, but I really like some of her stuff.

                      #15
                      Originally posted by everything bagel View Post
                      I dont think I'm a liberal anymore. I'm certainly no fuckin conservative but liberalism has failed me and I am done
                      You don't have to identify as a liberal in the political sense to see more use in liberalism than conservatism.

                      I wonder though: don't many conservative folks, like on here as well, see them selves as pretty liberal (in the general sense, not the political)? 6-eyed Dr. Doom

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