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    Do you have a favorite erection? Mine leaks!

    My favorite erection is Saint Paul Cathedral, Saint Paul. Click image for larger version  Name:	1200px-St_Paul_Cathedral_2012.jpg Views:	0 Size:	278.0 KB ID:	70419 I consecrated the building to Benito Mussolini and taped pictures of him under the Church pew to officially make it a Benito Shrine, Mussolini erection. I sometimes steal candles from his erection to relocate them to my shrine to his wife Rachel's Honden at my erection.

    I don't consider it theft but simply relocating the candles to where they are more needed and I pay for them through prayer and penance.

    My second favorite erection is Saint Paul Capitol building.

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    It's a marvelous erection till black lives matter started to deface it and national guardsman had to show up with tanks and M-16's to fence it off.

    It has the pictures of all the Capitol hill Queens hidden behind the statue of Alexander Wilkins with prayers to them, so it is their official shrine as long as that erection remains erect.

    My third favorite erection is Saint Peter's Basilica:
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    There's lots of glorious erections out there and I pray you find the erection that delights you.

    Jesus will prepare for you the perfect erection for you in Heaven. I'll make sure of that.

    My erection needs some repairs though. It leaks.

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    #2
    Yes, classical and traditional architecture is amazing. I wish more architects of today designed like this.

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      #3
      Why do you make everything so vulgar. I don't come here to be intellectually and visually raped and molested.

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        #4
        i don't have a favorite, but i enjoy buildings in all their forms. skyscrapers are particularly cool, as is anything that's been abandoned.

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          #5
          Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
          Why do you make everything so vulgar. I don't come here to be intellectually and visually raped and molested.
          Maybe God is using my fascination and amusement with the body for the greater good.

          Who knows? Maybe it will enhance the quality of life.

          Lord God, may I only be as obscene as you want me to be.
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            #6
            No, I don't think that's it. I think you're a grown man who can't keep his penis to himself. What are you, Peter Pan?

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              #7
              Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
              No, I don't think that's it. I think you're a grown man who can't keep his penis to himself. What are you, Peter Pan?
              Okay,
              I've been told it's big by a lot of people and I wanted to believe it's the imperial phallus

              Last edited by ill Duce; 12-24-2020, 01:00 AM.

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