A hippopotamus the size of my penis

[Matthew Mussolini]

I'd go with a Rhino or Hippo

Hippos kill lots of people

What animal would you choose to have come in the size of a pecker?

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[Undies]

i'm generally alright with the size of animals. deer maybe? they love to jump out in front of moving vehicles around here, and they'd do a lot less damage if they were a foot shorter than they are now.