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    What is a job you would not do for a billion dollars a year?

    For a billion dollars a year I could not prostitute myself to guys because nothing I could buy with the money could actually be enjoyed if I was earning money like that. The only real thing I value that is mildly pricey is getting high but I have had many offers from guys for thousands of dollars even (which I know they were full of shit), but it wasn't even mildly tempting because I already know that there is no drug that would feel good if I was selling myself to guys to obtain it.

    Other than drugs, I'm not materialistic, so have no need of a sportscar and could care less about expensive clothes or anything and don't need a house.

    I also don't value my life so I wouldn't prostitute myself to a guy even if it meant I had to do it to survive.

    What is a job you would not do for a billion dollars or for survival?

    #2
    I don't think there is such a job. The worst job in the world, I would do it for a month and be set for life.

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      #3
      I wouldn't be a pig dick sucker.

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        #4
        Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
        I wouldn't be a pig dick sucker.
        Surely that pays very well, with excellent benefits?

        At least one might not have to worry about deadly VD varieties. Just wear a condom and make 'em squeal! 🤣

        And don't forget to cup the balls!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Amerijuanican View Post

          Surely that pays very well, with excellent benefits?

          At least one might not have to worry about deadly VD varieties. Just wear a condom and make 'em squeal! 🤣

          And don't forget to cup the balls!
          This song has to be played daily during the tenure as well...



          "Pigs (Three Different Ones)"

          Big man, pig man
          Ha ha, charade you are
          You well heeled big wheel
          Ha ha, charade you are
          And when your hand is on your heart
          You're nearly a good laugh
          Almost a joker
          With your head down in the pig bin
          Saying "keep on digging"
          Pig stain on your fat chin
          What do you hope to find?
          When you're down in the pig mine
          You're nearly a laugh
          You're nearly a laugh
          But you're really a cry

          Bus stop rat bag
          Ha ha, charade you are
          You fucked up old hag
          Ha ha, charade you are
          You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
          You're nearly a good laugh
          Almost worth a quick grin
          You like the feel of steel
          You're hot stuff with a hat pin
          And good fun with a hand gun
          You're nearly a laugh
          You're nearly a laugh
          But you're really a cry


          *realize I left out the final verse, but those 2 seem applicable for the job*
          Last edited by Audiogen; 01-29-2021, 10:12 PM.

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            #6
            Laboratory Testing Subject/Guinea pig.

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              #7
              President of The United States. But apparently anyone can do it so maybe it's not that bad.

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