What do you do when a pretty girl hits on you and you are celibate?

[PacificDude]

This happened to me at Target today. I bought some groceries and a DVD or two. One of the DVDs (a steal @ $ 1.99) was the totally sappy Love Story - from way back in the 1970s. I only bought it because it reminded me of my sister that passed away way too young in the 1980s. She adored the movie, and was forever trying to get me to watch it. So I figured the price was right, so why not go for it!

Little did I know that this innocent decision would prove to be a major chick magnet. She was a gorgeous dark haired, blue eyed twentysomething sweetheart. And she kept on praising the movie to the rafters, and even went so far as to hint that she would love to watch it w/me.

I finally got up the nerve to tell her I didn't think my wife would approve (huge lie - I don't have a wedding ring or wife as far as I know...).

She seemed sad, and this made me sad big time. I just hope God appreciates my spiritual actions...


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What would you have done?

[Matthew Mussolini]

Back when I was a Virgin I told girls "I'm saving mine for the Virgin Mary , so Fuck off!"

Then this black girl got me drunk and stoned and laid me down in my bed, returned with a night gown and no panties, got on top of me and jerked me off till i was hard, and I didn't have to do anything.

I was too drunk and stoned to climax though and caught a sexually transmitted disease.

I had a monk tell me that since it was not climactic it might have counted as not losing my virginity. I was in her for a while or so it seemed cuz I felt something warm and moist, but she got me so drunk and stoned she had to walk me to my room.

That is technically date rape. I don't see why bitches be bitchin about date rape. I mean, I just woke up with a funny story to tell my friends and family.

But I did NOT enjoy this girls company and never would have sex with her while sober, so yeah, it was rape lol.

[Matthew Mussolini]

The next morning I was laughing lol

[Matthew Mussolini]

This happened to me at Target today. I bought some groceries and a DVD or two. One of the DVDs (a steal @ $ 1.99) was the totally sappy Love Story - from way back in the 1970s. I only bought it because it reminded me of my sister that passed away way too young in the 1980s. She adored the movie, and was forever trying to get me to watch it. So I figured the price was right, so why not go for it!

Little did I know that this innocent decision would prove to be a major chick magnet. She was a gorgeous dark haired, blue eyed twentysomething sweetheart. And she kept on praising the movie to the rafters, and even went so far as to hint that she would love to watch it w/me.

I finally got up the nerve to tell her I didn't think my wife would approve (huge lie - I don't have a wedding ring or wife as far as I know...).

She seemed sad, and this made me sad big time. I just hope God appreciates my spiritual actions...


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What would you have done?

In your situation I would have become friends with this gorgeous girl but told her I have a sexually transmitted disease or something.

I have had girls start asking me my favorite sexual position and I can tell they are coming onto me so I cuddled with this one girl in bed but then I tell her I have an STD and she lost interest in having sex HAHAHA!!!!

[Matthew Mussolini]

She said, "I didn't need to know that".

I said, "You didn't?" "what are you nuts"? ???

I said, "So, you want herpes or something"?

Then she told everyone I had herpes and people were like...."Matt, did you ever have sex with this girl. I need to know man because I don't want to catch any herpes."?

[Matthew Mussolini]

Be friends with gorgeous girls dude. That's a luxury few people have. A smile or hug from a gorgeous girl is a luxury some people never get, even if you don't leave the friendship zone. It can brighten your whole day just playing cards and hanging out with a gorgeous girl.

If she doesn't want to be your friend because you have genital worts or something, then fuck her, she never was your friend in the first place.

[PacificDude]

Be friends with gorgeous girls dude. That's a luxury few people have. A smile or hug from a gorgeous girl is a luxury some people never get, even if you don't leave the friendship zone. It can brighten your whole day just playing cards and hanging out with a gorgeous girl.

If she doesn't want to be your friend because you have genital worts or something, then fuck her, she never was your friend in the first place.

With me it's more about trying to help the girl to understand that sex is a mistake big time. They always think I'm fucking w/them, but I am totally sincere. What's better - 5 minutes of cheap satisfaction, or an eternity of Nirvana?

P.S. They never want to play cards w/me - they want A LOT more ;-)

[Matthew Mussolini]

With me it's more about trying to help the girl to understand that sex is a mistake big time. They always think I'm fucking w/them, but I am totally sincere. What's better - 5 minutes of cheap satisfaction, or an eternity of Nirvana?

P.S. They never want to play cards w/me - they want A LOT more ;-)

Is sex gonna ban them from Nirvana though?

[Matthew Mussolini]

Don't get me wrong. Celibacy will more quickly and thoroughly get a soul to Nirvana, but you could share Buddhism and/or your Christian views with them. That alone could cause them to lose interest in wanting to have sex with you lol

[Matthew Mussolini]

And if you share Buddhist and Christian wisdom with all these girls that are crawling through your windows and trampling over you and screaming like your Kurt Cobain or somethin lol , well, you can plant seeds (pun intended ) and maybe save their souls!

[PacificDude]

Is sex gonna ban them from Nirvana though?

Ask Kurt Cobain... haha.

[Matthew Mussolini]

Ask Kurt Cobain... haha.

I asked him.

He said "Tell PacificDude I would have achieved Nirvana sooner had he remained celibate."

[Matthew Mussolini]

"And I would still be alive".

[PacificDude]

And if you share Buddhist and Christian wisdom with all these girls that are crawling through your windows and trampling over you and screaming like your Kurt Cobain or somethin lol , well, you can plant seeds (pun intended ) and maybe save their souls!

Dude, it was just at Target... haha.

[GLEN......]

If I Were You I Would Have Gone Along With It.......Sounds Like You Two Were Meant To Meet.......

Surely A Movie And Popcorn..... Can Be Enjoyed With Someone Without "Bonking" Them.....



Cheers Glen.

[SpaceMan]

exactly

she sounds like great friend material

not every relationship has to be about sex