May I be Donald Trump's slave, in Jesus name!

[Matthew Mussolini]

I renounce my freedom and sell my soul to Donald Trump! I wish to be his slave and possession and property for eternity.

I want his chip in my brain so that I become like his Robot. Like Star wars, may he be the Emperor and I be Darth Vader, in Jesus name, may it be. Only may we use the force for good and not evil.

If you are reading this, please take a few seconds out of your day to ask God to richly bless Donald Trump with wisdom, faith , hope, charity, and understanding.

Trump can be reborn , transubstantiated, and remolded into a new creation, let it be in Jesus name!

[Undies]

If you are reading this, please take a few seconds out of your day to ask God to richly bless Donald Trump with wisdom, faith , hope, charity, and understanding.

that sounds like a tall order, even for god.

[Matthew Mussolini]

that sounds like a tall order, even for god.

God allegedly made man out of mud. God can work miracles and turn Donald into a new creation like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. Please almighty God , inspire and motivate people to vote for the Holy Roman Emperor!, in Jesus name!

[Brad Scott]

Best wishes to Mr Trump on a successful brain transplant. Clearly the one he has is misfiring.

[neonspectraltoast]

I tend to be an idealist, but I'll buy that humanity is glorified mud. Why not.

[Matthew Mussolini]

I tend to be an idealist, but I'll buy that humanity is glorified mud. Why not.

You are correct! Trump is mud that even God can do something glorious with.

[Karen J]

This thread is funnier than a Borat movie, but similar.

[WritersPanic]

God allegedly made man out of mud. God can work miracles and turn Donald into a new creation like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. Please almighty God , inspire and motivate people to vote for the Holy Roman Emperor!, in Jesus name!

That was Prometheus, who made man out of clay.

Also, I don't think Trump is anymore into religion than he is to alcohol. Oh sure, he has no problem serving alcohol to his guests, but he doesn't drink. Same with religion, it's just another tool to someone like Trump.

[WritersPanic]

Something else to consider is how we have politicians in their late 70s running the show. How is this possible when they tell the rest of us to retire at 65? Simple really, they have healthcare that is an order of magnitude better than what even the wealthy non-Washington corporate masters get. The rest of the Americans get very little from the government for healthcare.

[Beach Ball Bitch]

Yes and we can look at young ones, like Kennedy and Obama who really fucked things up and also I think Kennedy and Obama were deranged. Experience, life experiences are important. Look at the little shit Canada has.

[WritersPanic]

I would not put Kennedy and Obama in the same category. Kennedy avoided a conflict with the Soviets that could have been very serious. Having Soviet nukes 90 miles from the US was not acceptable and Kennedy solved it methodically and without firing a shot. Obama did a LOT of shooting, with drones. And the collateral damage (Obama's drones killing innocent people) was often over 90% for a given strike.

Granted, Kennedy sent "advisors" to Vietnam, but he was killed before he could make any progress. So Johnson escalated the conflict by shipping thousands of troops over. Their supplies were carried by the Sea-Land corporation. Ladybird was a major shareholder. The Obama administration turned North Africa and Syria into a shooting gallery.

And, thanks to Bush and Biden, we still have Americans getting killed in Afghanistan.

[Sooz]

Matt you need to try and get your idol to conceed the election.

[Brother]

I renounce my freedom and sell my soul to Donald Trump! I wish to be his slave and possession and property for eternity.

I want his chip in my brain so that I become like his Robot. Like Star wars, may he be the Emperor and I be Darth Vader, in Jesus name, may it be. Only may we use the force for good and not evil.

If you are reading this, please take a few seconds out of your day to ask God to richly bless Donald Trump with wisdom, faith , hope, charity, and understanding.

Trump can be reborn , transubstantiated, and remolded into a new creation, let it be in Jesus name!

You sound ridiculous and on drugs