"Mother" Is A Non-PC Term Now

[tumbling.dice]

I swear shit gets more stupid everyday. A charity called Stonewall is advising employers to change "mother" to "parent who has given birth" because equality...or something.

If I'm understanding this, Stonewall makes millions from the British government from some program called Diversity Champions. It just sounds like a goddamned rip-off.

[Undies]

i'm going to tell my sub to stop calling me "daddy" and instead call me "sexual partner who has not given birth."

[tumbling.dice]

You mean "non-dominate but equal partner."

[6-eyed]

AOC calls them "birthing people"

[Meliai]

Parent who had given birth
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Parent who has given birth
Parent who has given birth
Can you keep 'em in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh Parent who has given birth
Parent who has not given birth
Gonna take your daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh Parent who has not given birth
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till i'm bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's

Parent who has given biiiiiirrtttthhhhhh

[Beach Ball Bitch]

I do not think a mom or dad would appreciate being called parent who didn’t give birth, especially if they are a gay couple.

I guess gay couples should not adopt or be a sperm donor... as they would not appreciate such a title... parent who didn’t give birth they would both be, whether male or female. Nor would a heterosexual couple who is of sound mind.

[Jessica]

Don't worry this will not catch on

[tumbling.dice]

Parent who has given birth, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Parent who has given birth, do you think they'll like the song?
Parent who has given birth, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooh
Parent who has given birth, should I build the wall?
Parent who has given birth, should I run for president?
Parent who has given birth, should I trust the government?
Parent who has given birth, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooh
Is it just a waste of time?

Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
Parent who has given birth's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Parent who has given birth's gonna put all of her fears into you
Parent who has given birth's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Parent who has given birth's gonna keep baby cosy and warm
Ooh baby
Ooh baby
Ooh baby, of course Parent who has given birth's gonna help build the wall

Parent who has given birth do you think she's good enough?
For me?
Parent who has given birth do you think she's dangerous
To me?
Parent who has given birth will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooh, ah
Parent who has given birth will she break my heart?

Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
Parent who has given birth's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Parent who has given birth won't let anyone dirty get through
Parent who has given birth's gonna wait up until you get in
Parent who has given birth will always find out where you've been
Parent who has given birth's gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Ooh baby, ooh baby
Ooh baby, you'll always be baby to me

Parent who has given birth, did it need to be so high?

[Jessica]

I didn't catch on what Mel was doing until I read this. I'm highly amused.

[Audiogen]

Your Mother Should Know · The Beatles

Let's all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)
Sing it again
Let's all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)

Lift up your hearts and sing me a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...aaaaah)
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...aaaaah)

Sing it again
Da da da da...
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)
Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
Your mother should know (...know)

[OP1]

Parents who gave birth, don't let your babies grow up to be cow-persons...

[Undies]

Parents who gave birth, don't let your babies grow up to be cow-persons...

*bovine-persons

[tumbling.dice]

Yo parent who has given birth's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

[Meliai]

Parent who gave birth, parent who gave birth ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam
And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of them dream, most of them dream
Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late

[Meliai]

I dont like Jimmy Buffet generally but this is a damn good song. Even if he wasn't being PC : p

[Meliai]

Parent who gave birth tried
parent who gave birth tried
Parent who gave birth tried to raise me better but preferred pronoun her pleading I denied

[Din Djarin]

*bovine-persons

Your parent who gave birth is a bovine person