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    "Mother" Is A Non-PC Term Now

    I swear shit gets more stupid everyday. A charity called Stonewall is advising employers to change "mother" to "parent who has given birth" because equality...or something.

    If I'm understanding this, Stonewall makes millions from the British government from some program called Diversity Champions. It just sounds like a goddamned rip-off.
    STONEWALL has reportedly told organisations to replace the word 'mother' with 'parent who has given birth'.The LGBT charity advised employers that wan

    #2
    i'm going to tell my sub to stop calling me "daddy" and instead call me "sexual partner who has not given birth."

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      #3
      You mean "non-dominate but equal partner."

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        #4
        AOC calls them "birthing people"

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          #5
          Parent who had given birth
          Tell your children not to walk my way
          Tell your children not to hear my words
          What they mean
          What they say
          Parent who has given birth
          Parent who has given birth
          Can you keep 'em in the dark for life
          Can you hide them from the waiting world
          Oh Parent who has given birth
          Parent who has not given birth
          Gonna take your daughter out tonight
          Gonna show her my world
          Oh Parent who has not given birth
          Not about to see your light
          And if you wanna find hell with me
          I can show you what it's like
          Till i'm bleeding
          Not about to see your light
          And if you wanna find hell with me
          I can show you what it's

          Parent who has given biiiiiirrtttthhhhhh

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            #6
            I do not think a mom or dad would appreciate being called parent who didn’t give birth, especially if they are a gay couple.

            I guess gay couples should not adopt or be a sperm donor... as they would not appreciate such a title... parent who didn’t give birth they would both be, whether male or female. Nor would a heterosexual couple who is of sound mind.

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              #7
              Don't worry this will not catch on

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                #8
                Parent who has given birth, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
                Parent who has given birth, do you think they'll like the song?
                Parent who has given birth, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
                Ooh
                Parent who has given birth, should I build the wall?

                Parent who has given birth, should I run for president?
                Parent who has given birth, should I trust the government?
                Parent who has given birth, will they put me in the firing line?
                Ooh
                Is it just a waste of time?


                Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
                Parent who has given birth's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
                Parent who has given birth's gonna put all of her fears into you
                Parent who has given birth's gonna keep you right here under her wing
                She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
                Parent who has given birth's gonna keep baby cosy and warm

                Ooh baby
                Ooh baby
                Ooh baby, of course Parent who has given birth's gonna help build the wall


                Parent who has given birth do you think she's good enough?
                For me?
                Parent who has given birth do you think she's dangerous

                To me?
                Parent who has given birth will she tear your little boy apart?
                Ooh, ah
                Parent who has given birth will she break my heart?


                Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry
                Parent who has given birth's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
                Parent who has given birth won't let anyone dirty get through
                Parent who has given birth's gonna wait up until you get in
                Parent who has given birth will always find out where you've been
                Parent who has given birth's gonna keep baby healthy and clean

                Ooh baby, ooh baby
                Ooh baby, you'll always be baby to me


                Parent who has given birth, did it need to be so high?
                Last edited by tumbling.dice; 06-05-2021, 12:36 AM.

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                • Jessica
                  Jessica commented
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                  I didn't catch on what Mel was doing until I read this. I'm highly amused.

                #9

                Your Mother Should Know · The Beatles




                Let's all get up and dance to a song
                That was a hit before your mother was born
                Though she was born a long, long time ago
                Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
                Your mother should know (...know)
                Sing it again
                Let's all get up and dance to a song
                That was a hit before your mother was born
                Though she was born a long, long time ago
                Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
                Your mother should know (...know)

                Lift up your hearts and sing me a song
                That was a hit before your mother was born
                Though she was born a long, long time ago
                Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
                Your mother should know (...aaaaah)
                Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
                Your mother should know (...aaaaah)

                Sing it again
                Da da da da...
                Though she was born a long, long time ago
                Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
                Your mother should know (...know)
                Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
                Your mother should know (...know)
                Your mother should know (Your mother should...)
                Your mother should know (...know)

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                  #10
                  Parents who gave birth, don't let your babies grow up to be cow-persons...
                  "I like big butts and I can not lie"
                  - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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                    #11
                    Originally posted by OP1 View Post
                    Parents who gave birth, don't let your babies grow up to be cow-persons...
                    *bovine-persons

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                      #12
                      Yo parent who has given birth's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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                        #13
                        Parent who gave birth, parent who gave birth ocean, I have heard you call
                        Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
                        You've seen it all, you've seen it all
                        Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam
                        And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen
                        Most of them dream, most of them dream
                        Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
                        The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder
                        I'm an over-forty victim of fate
                        Arriving too late, arriving too late

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                        • Meliai
                          Meliai commented
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                          I dont like Jimmy Buffet generally but this is a damn good song. Even if he wasn't being PC : p

                        #14
                        Parent who gave birth tried
                        parent who gave birth tried
                        Parent who gave birth tried to raise me better but preferred pronoun her pleading I denied

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                          #15
                          Originally posted by Undies View Post

                          *bovine-persons
                          Your parent who gave birth is a bovine person

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