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    Lol, ok, this one is for real

    A dad who lost his penis to a horrific blood infection has become the first man in the world to have a new one built on his arm.

    Malcolm MacDonald, 45, was even given an extra two inches by surgeons — but a series of delays mean he has lived with it on his limb for four years, The Sunreports.

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    Malcolm, a mechanic, is desperate for his £50,000 ($A92,000) NHS-funded appendage — which he has nicknamed “Jimmy” — to be finally transferred to where it should be.

    But he can still see the funny side of having it dangling from his arm and is in awe of the medics who helped turned his life around.

    “Of course it is mad – having a penis on your arm,” he said.

    “Not even I am used to it. But when you think about it, it’s actually amazing.

    “That they can make me a new penis at all is incredible – but that they can build it on my arm is mind-blowing.

    “It looks like something out of a weird sci-fi comic. But it’s my chance at a normal life.

    “It’s been the first step towards being able to go to the toilet and even being intimate with someone.”


    Malcolm was shocked when a long-term perineum infection developed into sepsis, turning his fingers, toes and penis black.

    And he was left “completely gutted” when his manhood fell off one fateful day in 2014, though his testicles remained intact.


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    #2
    Might be cheaper to simply run an artificial urethra from his bladder, through his arm and into his new penis. That would make for some awesome reactions while standing at the urinal, too.

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      #3
      That's one guy I won't be shaking hands with anytime be soon...and it's not because of Covid either. 🤪😷

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        #4
        o_o
        wow

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          #5
          thats where they got the idea for the film then ?

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            #6
            That must be pretty difficult for him, psychologically. Yikes.

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              #7
              so how did he even get that shirt on in the picture? seems like a pretty tight sleeve for both an arm and a dick to fit through at once.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Undies View Post
                so how did he even get that shirt on in the picture? seems like a pretty tight sleeve for both an arm and a dick to fit through at once.
                That actually a very good question

                ( That made it sound like I was surprised you asked a good question, I didn't mean it that way, I meant it as in I am stumped. You'd have to be paranoid about it tearing off, why even attempt the extra tight shirt)

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                  #9
                  i feel like he's had that shirt on for the last four years and is just afraid to take it off.

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